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milky demanding mother piazza
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In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lig...
medicated avocado gunner
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It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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shocker!
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>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and...
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That's the difference.
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Wow, he actually did it
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burn baby burn
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Pale turdskin

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: crystalline telephone



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: lavender cocky azn dysfunction



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: Gold kink-friendly meetinghouse



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: wonderful parlor legal warrant



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: bespoke concupiscible station dingle berry



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: rough-skinned dashing home



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Pale turdskin



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: angry bat shit crazy office

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: milky demanding mother piazza

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: medicated avocado gunner

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: appetizing masturbator

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored Hyperactive Hospital



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser slippery private investor selfie

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Racy brunch pozpig

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: claret theatre



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Laughsome principal's office

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: Pale turdskin

👀

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: excitant juggernaut gas station



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Bipolar lettuce



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: aquamarine therapy ceo



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: Pale turdskin



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Pale turdskin



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Pale turdskin



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Pale turdskin



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Pale turdskin



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Pale turdskin



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: Pale turdskin



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Pale turdskin

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Offensive filthy public bath

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Rose sinister plaza filthpig



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