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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM Author: Pale turdskin
I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.
I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.
You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#46660365) |
Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM Author: medicated avocado gunner
In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.
They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:
"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#46661301) |
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