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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again
| Canary double fault | 12/08/25 |
| Canary double fault | 12/12/25 |
| Seedy blathering senate internal respiration | 12/12/25 |
| zippy hairy legs electric furnace | 12/12/25 |
| mind-boggling rough-skinned locale | 12/17/25 |
| Zombie-like carnelian theater death wish | 12/17/25 |
| Azure Puppy | 12/18/25 |
| poppy talking hospital cuck | 12/12/25 |
| Canary double fault | 12/17/25 |
| poppy talking hospital cuck | 12/17/25 |
| Canary double fault | 12/17/25 |
| disrespectful boltzmann | 12/17/25 |
| Canary double fault | 12/18/25 |
| dashing trailer park reading party | 12/17/25 |
| Canary double fault | 12/18/25 |
| Peach Chapel | 12/17/25 |
| dashing trailer park reading party | 12/17/25 |
| Canary double fault | 12/17/25 |
| mind-boggling rough-skinned locale | 12/17/25 |
| salmon soul-stirring den gaping | 12/17/25 |
| Peach Chapel | 12/17/25 |
| mind-boggling rough-skinned locale | 12/17/25 |
| salmon soul-stirring den gaping | 12/17/25 |
| mind-boggling rough-skinned locale | 12/17/25 |
| apoplectic roast beef principal's office | 12/17/25 |
| self-absorbed boyish cuckold hissy fit | 12/17/25 |
| Cracking hairless dilemma corn cake | 12/17/25 |
| flirting laser beams | 12/17/25 |
| bespoke sex offender | 12/17/25 |
| Pea-brained ape | 12/17/25 |
| Canary double fault | 12/17/25 |
| Dark magical coldplay fan | 12/17/25 |
| Idiotic candlestick maker | 12/17/25 |
| Tripping house-broken brethren | 12/17/25 |
| apoplectic roast beef principal's office | 12/17/25 |
| Tripping house-broken brethren | 12/17/25 |
| apoplectic roast beef principal's office | 12/18/25 |
| Tripping house-broken brethren | 12/18/25 |
| titillating henna philosopher-king police squad | 12/17/25 |
| salmon soul-stirring den gaping | 12/17/25 |
| Idiotic candlestick maker | 12/17/25 |
| salmon soul-stirring den gaping | 12/17/25 |
| titillating henna philosopher-king police squad | 12/17/25 |
| Idiotic candlestick maker | 12/17/25 |
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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Canary double fault You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49494485) |
Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Canary double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49505202) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: Seedy blathering senate internal respiration So just don't go to a restaurant.
Done.
Can I have the money direct deposited? |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM Author: zippy hairy legs electric furnace Do I get my 15 years of backpay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49505343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: mind-boggling rough-skinned locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49517782) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: Zombie-like carnelian theater death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49517972) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: Azure Puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49519739) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: poppy talking hospital cuck easy
do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced
in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: Canary double fault You don't tip on takeout? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49517781) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: poppy talking hospital cuck Fuck no
People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM Author: Canary double fault everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.
case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: disrespectful boltzmann Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49518375) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: Canary double fault Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49519720) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: dashing trailer park reading party You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49518382) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Canary double fault I never earned one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49519713) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Peach Chapel lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49517877) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM Author: dashing trailer park reading party Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49518040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: Canary double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49517779) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: mind-boggling rough-skinned locale 100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.
My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: salmon soul-stirring den gaping or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49517853) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Peach Chapel Or his wife could just leave the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49517878) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM Author: mind-boggling rough-skinned locale A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49517952) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM Author: salmon soul-stirring den gaping Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49518153) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: mind-boggling rough-skinned locale Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49518178) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: apoplectic roast beef principal's office If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49518171) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: self-absorbed boyish cuckold hissy fit Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49517884) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Cracking hairless dilemma corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49517908) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: flirting laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49517913) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: bespoke sex offender Now you're thinking like a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49517966) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: Pea-brained ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49517971) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Canary double fault now you're thinking like a lawyer! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49518132) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Dark magical coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49518174) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM Author: Idiotic candlestick maker No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49517969) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Tripping house-broken brethren wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49518028) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: apoplectic roast beef principal's office cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49518177) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM Author: Tripping house-broken brethren wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49518195) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: apoplectic roast beef principal's office Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49519287) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: Tripping house-broken brethren couldnt care less about going out to eat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49519289) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM Author: titillating henna philosopher-king police squad just move back to asia. easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49518155) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: salmon soul-stirring den gaping XO JAPAN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49518163) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Idiotic candlestick maker “Move back” you say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49518180) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM Author: salmon soul-stirring den gaping are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49518187) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: titillating henna philosopher-king police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49518351) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM Author: Idiotic candlestick maker I am not! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49518415) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM Author: Submissive shrine coffee pot No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49518198) |