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EPAH, T or F, native Hawaiians are the Mexicans of the Sea?

They're squat, brown, don't speak English, interestingly als...
translucent yarmulke
  12/11/25
You're thinking of Micronesians and Samoans/Tongans, not Haw...
gold institution dragon
  12/15/25
180 Do you speak any Hawaiian pidgin English?
translucent yarmulke
  12/15/25
Yeah but only as a joke since I don't want people to think I...
gold institution dragon
  12/15/25
180 lol
translucent yarmulke
  12/15/25
Filipinos = sea Mexicans. Kānaka Maoli are giant people who...
thriller shrine
  12/11/25
This seems personal for you...
translucent yarmulke
  12/11/25
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translucent yarmulke
  12/12/25
why would you expect it to be any different? all the new wor...
marvelous pearly hissy fit
  12/12/25
I guess I didn't expect them to be LITERALLY INDISTINGUISHAB...
translucent yarmulke
  12/12/25
Actual Hawaiians are very tall and large. You are describing...
thriller shrine
  12/12/25
Where do they live mostly? I saw lots of Hawaiians they were...
translucent yarmulke
  12/12/25
Local parts of the islands, out and about in public - grocer...
thriller shrine
  12/12/25
I saw loads of em. They look Brown imo. I saw some fat ones....
translucent yarmulke
  12/12/25
Cr. The pure-blooded males *average 6'6". They're elus...
gold institution dragon
  12/15/25
If you find one, approach him as if he was your best childho...
thriller shrine
  12/15/25
They're similar on that they both very polite and deferentia...
greedy canary trust fund business firm
  12/12/25
Hawaiians are nicer overall imo
translucent yarmulke
  12/12/25


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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: translucent yarmulke

They're squat, brown, don't speak English, interestingly also don't speak Hawaiian, have a ton of kids they can't afford, criminals, work construction. Honestly indistinguishable from Beaners but they are AZN somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49503357)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: gold institution dragon

You're thinking of Micronesians and Samoans/Tongans, not Hawaiians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49511607)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: translucent yarmulke

180

Do you speak any Hawaiian pidgin English?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49511609)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:09 PM
Author: gold institution dragon

Yeah but only as a joke since I don't want people to think I'm a try-hard haole guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49511615)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: translucent yarmulke

180 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49511638)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: thriller shrine

Filipinos = sea Mexicans. Kānaka Maoli are giant people who don’t work and their kids spend their days listening to brudda Iz and spray painting ILLEGALLY OCCUPIED LAND on walls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49503383)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: translucent yarmulke

This seems personal for you...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49503470)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: translucent yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49504267)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: marvelous pearly hissy fit

why would you expect it to be any different? all the new world and oceania natives are like this. there isn't some tonga wakanda out there where the natives are doing great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49504283)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: translucent yarmulke

I guess I didn't expect them to be LITERALLY INDISTINGUISHABLE from beaners in every way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49504323)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: thriller shrine

Actual Hawaiians are very tall and large. You are describing Filipinos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49505327)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: translucent yarmulke

Where do they live mostly? I saw lots of Hawaiians they were all normal sized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49505329)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: thriller shrine

Local parts of the islands, out and about in public - grocery stores or whatever. Pay close attention. It’s a separate ethnic group. They are typically not engaged in service jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49505345)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: translucent yarmulke

I saw loads of em. They look Brown imo. I saw some fat ones. Didn't see any tall ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49505353)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: gold institution dragon

Cr. The pure-blooded males *average 6'6". They're elusive though, so not typically spotted on tourist itineraries.

If you go up some of the valleys by Waimanalo, you might be fortunate enough to catch a glimpse of a very big one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49511604)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: thriller shrine

If you find one, approach him as if he was your best childhood pal and tell him you’re a big admirer of James Cook. He’ll appreciate this and will hook you up with a da kine Hawaiian beef sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49512064)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: greedy canary trust fund business firm

They're similar on that they both very polite and deferential to White people IRL, but then behind their backs openly express their hatred of White people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49505338)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: translucent yarmulke

Hawaiians are nicer overall imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#49505344)