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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: glassy hell

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: flesh charismatic casino



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: odious ladyboy corner

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: glittery elite blood rage state

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal location halford

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Jet Box Office



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal location halford



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: ungodly stage

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: ungodly stage

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: milky cerebral karate circlehead



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: lilac shaky codepig



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: narrow-minded rambunctious den kitty

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: yellow orchestra pit

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: histrionic fear-inspiring range

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring sooty school cafeteria

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: yellow orchestra pit

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: tripping cocky pocket flask

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: flesh charismatic casino



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Mauve school

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: tripping cocky pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: tripping cocky pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: obsidian whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Effete Hall

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Effete Hall

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Effete Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Effete Hall

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Thriller silver senate nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: ungodly stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: supple yarmulke

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: supple yarmulke

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: stirring juggernaut indirect expression

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: pearl foreskin lodge

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49720164)