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Cowshit what do you make of CSLG
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Date: December 6th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: apoplectic appetizing depressive I don’t recall if you’ve proffered a proper exegesis as of yet. Though your perspective may be biased as he is one of (((you))). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49488648) |
Date: December 6th, 2025 3:38 PM Author: unholy violent stage marketing idea I appreciate the way he makes business look easy and the things he talks about like setting up an optimal System to yield exponentially better results than most Losers in shitlaw. Tons of lawyers make shitlaw look really fuckin’ difficult and struggle to pay Rent and their associates make like $52,500. That’s the one thing I think about when it comes to cslg. As a Lawyer, this is the part I find interesting. Also he overcame the ruination of being a weakling with type I diabetes and says he benches 300. One time we mocked his Hair and he got on rogaine. It worked iirc. You should try it. He knows how to take criticism and integrate it constructively into his repertoire.
Now is his “system” just ingeniously shuttling clients to the right doctors, yeah maybe but most pi lawyers are so dumb they don’t even have that part figured out. Everyone who acts like they 100% know he’s running a scam are being intellectually dishonest and they have like no firsthand knowledge on any of it. When you attack cslg you should go at it like “you’re probably a piece of shit” instead of “I INSIST you’re a pos.”
It would be more interesting if we had decent lawyers here who could hold him accountable for his likely malfeasance but what are you gonna do
I don’t like divorce bc people who do it are full of themselves usually and have stopped caring or dgaf about their “kids” bc statistically is Ruins them but it seems like if the kids have like money and consoles and high net worths maybe it sucks less. I read “my wife got depressed” as “I kept fucking strange and maybe she did too but she was only getting with yellow fever Losers soooooo” |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: Confused Brethren “ Now is his “system” just ingeniously shuttling clients to the right doctors, yeah maybe but most pi lawyers are so dumb they don’t even have that part figured out. Everyone who acts like they 100% know he’s running a scam are being intellectually dishonest and they have like no firsthand knowledge on any of it”
Many of us have plenty of firsthand knowledge. He used to openly admit that he convinces EVERY CLIENT to get epidurals because it substantially brings up the value of a case. You think the guy who was hit in a parking lot going 2 mph has severe back pain requiring multiple epidurals? Quit being a fucking KIKE and think beyond defending a fellow tribesman, cowkike |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 4:07 PM Author: unholy violent stage marketing idea That’s literally just him being better at this shit than other PI lawyers. The whole thing is a racket beyond covering medical bills (which insurance covers anyway basically so what’s the point). You’re assigning higher moral character to PI lawyers who suck more at this than he does just bc they gross 70k like doodikoff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489013) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 4:49 PM Author: apoplectic appetizing depressive Xo is pure projection lately. I’m not even certain it is self-aware projection. Even RSF comes across as measured and humble compared to some of these pumos and swinging dicks imho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489151) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:00 PM Author: unholy violent stage marketing idea You would think a board full of lawyers would be like “our jobs are fake, law is a fake job” but actually what you see them saying A LOT is: “ALL white collar jobs are fake!!!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489180) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: crawly nubile sweet tailpipe Come on man. Cslg is obviously a master scam artist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489184) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:02 PM Author: apoplectic appetizing depressive You’re missing the point though. What is worse, being a Scam Artist or a FAILED Scam Artist in denial. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489188) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: crawly nubile sweet tailpipe Eh, that’s assuming every lawyer wants to be cslg or something. Most don’t even want to be solo practitioners or practice pi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489234) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: Poppy resort philosopher-king Most lawyers wanted a safe path to $$$ and don't give much of a shit about whether or not they're useful members of society. Don't think being a rent seeking biglawyer perpetuating the scam of byzantine layers of regulation siphoning off money and productivity is significantly better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489266) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:34 PM Author: Bipolar Brass Brunch Dingle Berry this is cr, people dont join kirkland because of a burning passion to defend megacorps from their osha violations, its because it is supposed to provide stability and a good chance of a umc lifestyle. they dont do pi because they assume, rightly, that the chances of becoming cslg are pretty slim and the skillset that makes them attractive to biglaw doesnt provide any advantage in that arena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489282) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 8:38 PM Author: sable coiffed heaven sound on
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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Bipolar Brass Brunch Dingle Berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489881) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: unholy violent stage marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489352) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:21 PM Author: sable coiffed heaven i think a lot of people start out as true believers, especially law school applicants. if you go on reddit law school and biglaw subs it's full of people like this.
but by the time you've worked enough biglaw to realize it's all fraudlies you're pot committed and have golden handcuffs. if prospective lawyers didn't care either way then law school marketing and biglaw wouldn't be filled with wesley johnson talking about how important and valuable what they do is. i think this rugpull is a huge factor on why UMC biglawyers tend to be depressed, alcoholics, etc. |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 6:57 PM Author: unholy violent stage marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489556) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 6:57 PM Author: unholy violent stage marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489557) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 6:57 PM Author: unholy violent stage marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489558) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 4:01 PM Author: sable coiffed heaven rate him as a console and explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49488991) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 4:04 PM Author: Fishy Tanning Salon Immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49488998) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 4:12 PM Author: unholy violent stage marketing idea The entire combined Sega tower of power. Ironic, given that he is Short. A Loser with a Scummy absentee father. Intellectual. Shady. Scummy. More than any *honest* man can afford. Dark Wizard. Snatcher. Corpse Killer. Earthworm Jim on Sega CD for no reason. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489031) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:02 PM Author: Poppy resort philosopher-king if the kids have like money and consoles and high net worths maybe it sucks less tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489185) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Pale impressive degenerate boring and Losery take iirc. youre Jewish arent you.
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Date: December 6th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: Confused Brethren He’s Jewish. Sephardic imo iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489851) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: unholy violent stage marketing idea I fail to see how that’s relevant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489856) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:04 PM Author: chrome cheese-eating keepsake machete idiot OYT, would you rather be 5'5", have a head full of hair, and be worth 8 figures OR be 5'9", bald, and on the cusp of ruination (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489199) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: apoplectic appetizing depressive CSLG looks 5’7 or so imo. He is obviously much more “successful” than me, but I don’t envy him. I don’t even want a “family”, much less a broken one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489201) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 7:00 PM Author: unholy violent stage marketing idea Usually when this comes up, the Worse, Less Successful but Equally Amoral lawyers say something like (usually deep amid some subthread) "I am Tall. I prefer my life haha. Best life ever imho" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489564) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 7:05 PM Author: apoplectic appetizing depressive It’s so cringey imo, if you’ll excuse the redditism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489579) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: unholy violent stage marketing idea yeah I guess and btw, idc, and long subthreads bore me. imho you made this thread bc I conspicuously don't participate in cslg threading. If you like long subthreads and epic threads then in general you're probably like lex tp and low T. I am high T and make my own threads and have my own disciples. I don't concern myself with things that are none of my business. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489681) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: apoplectic appetizing depressive easy there champ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489839) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: unholy violent stage marketing idea https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807145&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489849) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Curious Juggernaut Stock Car hes absolutely loser clique imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49489684) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 5:44 PM Author: Rusted overrated dysfunction alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49492019) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 6:04 PM Author: unholy violent stage marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49492064) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 7:38 PM Author: unholy violent stage marketing idea https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808875&mc=11&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49503156) |