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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| magical dilemma | 10/09/12 |
| magical dilemma | 10/09/12 |
| magical dilemma | 10/10/12 |
| Cracking puce stage | 10/10/12 |
| rambunctious pearl windowlicker | 10/10/12 |
| jet trailer park | 10/10/12 |
| Chartreuse provocative community account | 10/10/12 |
| flatulent well-lubricated azn | 10/10/12 |
| Chartreuse provocative community account | 10/10/12 |
| Odious Awkward Senate Antidepressant Drug | 10/10/12 |
| Sienna Sex Offender Toilet Seat | 05/15/23 |
| magical dilemma | 10/10/12 |
| rusted electric trust fund corner | 10/10/12 |
| supple school cafeteria | 10/10/12 |
| histrionic theatre potus | 10/29/12 |
| insanely creepy nudist native organic girlfriend | 05/14/23 |
| henna talented roast beef orchestra pit | 10/29/12 |
| Twinkling Spot | 10/29/12 |
| razzle-dazzle jewess | 05/15/23 |
| splenetic casino | 05/15/23 |
| Coral concupiscible round eye | 05/15/23 |
| Copper costumed mad cow disease | 05/15/23 |
| Copper costumed mad cow disease | 02/01/26 |
| Laughsome demanding quadroon codepig | 02/01/26 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: magical dilemma http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: magical dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: magical dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Cracking puce stage lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: rambunctious pearl windowlicker What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: jet trailer park http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Chartreuse provocative community account dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: flatulent well-lubricated azn Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Chartreuse provocative community account cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Odious Awkward Senate Antidepressant Drug "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Sienna Sex Offender Toilet Seat It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: magical dilemma Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: rusted electric trust fund corner tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: supple school cafeteria 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: histrionic theatre potus awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: insanely creepy nudist native organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: henna talented roast beef orchestra pit these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Twinkling Spot Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: razzle-dazzle jewess 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: splenetic casino You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Coral concupiscible round eye lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Copper costumed mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: Copper costumed mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Laughsome demanding quadroon codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49639607) |