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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria
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Go back to India
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180
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180 moniker
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I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really...
salmon jet-lagged resort
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arri...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories I...
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
Maniacal Hissy Fit Half-breed
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
Maniacal Hissy Fit Half-breed
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria
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well whtever it is, its 180
Maniacal Hissy Fit Half-breed
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria
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lol, cr clarification
Maniacal Hissy Fit Half-breed
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No just no
obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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lol at this detail: fitted new era backwards hat, Tight f...
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compliments on this moniker
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Fuck Roberto
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria
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You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://...
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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180
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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180 Cr lmao
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, i...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can...
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i'm just calling it like it is. old world = fat, pasty, ...
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million billion
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i came at 'dad bods'
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boy does he have a decision to make
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast
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A billion Thank you for this!
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout y...
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this was my favorite part
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still crack up every time I think of this line
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Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent...
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Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock ...
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heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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will u ever finish the story
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We need to get a production team/site ASAP
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probably his masterwork
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No black brunch was epic IRL flame
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Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?
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RIP to the greatest thread.
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We miss you johnsy
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: clear low-t space

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: spectacular mustard area

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: salmon jet-lagged resort



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal alcoholic pit

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Market Circlehead



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Outnumbered histrionic theater



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: salmon jet-lagged resort

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Cerebral irate hospital

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Cerise comical center mad cow disease

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: brilliant contagious people who are hurt

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Brindle At-the-ready Filthpig Crackhouse

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Market Circlehead



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: bright dragon



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Brindle At-the-ready Filthpig Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259511)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria

This is Brunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259687)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted jet cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Chartreuse judgmental factory reset button spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30261105)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: narrow-minded chrome milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30262345)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Territorial primrose idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259763)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: flesh racy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: clear low-t space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: walnut brunch

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling boistinker institution

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: stirring wild place of business volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Mind-boggling boistinker institution

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: lascivious selfie

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Charcoal Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Brindle At-the-ready Filthpig Crackhouse

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Godawful Disrespectful Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: galvanic silver water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Maniacal Hissy Fit Half-breed

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: boyish voyeur sanctuary

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Fuchsia Apoplectic Lettuce Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Aqua Charismatic Abode Gaming Laptop

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: bateful underhanded parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Provocative blue dilemma

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted jet cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Arousing citrine whorehouse

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: khaki native

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: orchid philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Maniacal Hissy Fit Half-breed

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Provocative blue dilemma

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Maniacal Hissy Fit Half-breed

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Maniacal Hissy Fit Half-breed

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Maniacal Hissy Fit Half-breed

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Aqua Charismatic Abode Gaming Laptop

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Gay thriller menage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Aqua Charismatic Abode Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Provocative blue dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: azure reading party fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Pale Community Account Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy ticket booth twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Confused chapel dopamine

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Scarlet Incel Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: transparent regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: 180 garrison immigrant

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: 180 garrison immigrant

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Gay thriller menage faggot firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: clear low-t space

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Gay thriller menage faggot firefighter

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Market Circlehead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: vibrant kink-friendly location karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: violent misunderstood toaster meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: buff flirting telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: violent misunderstood toaster meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: metal marvelous trailer park internal respiration

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: green hairraiser trump supporter

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: metal marvelous trailer park internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: green hairraiser trump supporter

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: bistre dingle berry stage

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: bright dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: green hairraiser trump supporter

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: wonderful church building son of senegal

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Brindle At-the-ready Filthpig Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: transparent regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Cerise comical center mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: Carnelian property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: orchid philosopher-king

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: talented onyx jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: bisexual razzle-dazzle state

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Indecent odious turdskin psychic

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: beta offensive tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy ticket booth twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: stimulating temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Territorial primrose idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: titillating black faggotry quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: claret big station roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Godawful Disrespectful Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Indecent odious turdskin psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: stimulating temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: motley dead theater stage juggernaut

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: appetizing adulterous kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: titillating black faggotry quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Aqua Charismatic Abode Gaming Laptop

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: wonderful church building son of senegal

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: slippery parlor wagecucks

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: appetizing adulterous kitchen

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: boyish voyeur sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: lascivious selfie

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: adventurous sex offender

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Maniacal Hissy Fit Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: cracking slimy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Razzle Bipolar Locus

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Aqua Charismatic Abode Gaming Laptop

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: Cerise comical center mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: walnut brunch

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Lime drunken generalized bond sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: lilac heady range

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Maniacal Hissy Fit Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Sepia Windowlicker Organic Girlfriend

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Lime drunken generalized bond sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: boyish voyeur sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Angry Cyan Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Angry Cyan Stage

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Carnelian property

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Brindle At-the-ready Filthpig Crackhouse

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Provocative blue dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: snowy blood rage home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Gay thriller menage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: boyish voyeur sanctuary

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: talented onyx jap

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: adventurous sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: titillating black faggotry quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: buff flirting telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: Lime drunken generalized bond sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: titillating black faggotry quadroon

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Fuchsia Apoplectic Lettuce Gas Station

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Iridescent Bearded Degenerate University

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: fluffy principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Big-titted Plaza

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: titillating black faggotry quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Rambunctious Aphrodisiac Locale

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Deep Fanboi Pisswyrm

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: boyish voyeur sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Provocative blue dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Aromatic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Ruby Diverse Site Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Ruby Diverse Site Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Brindle At-the-ready Filthpig Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Indecent odious turdskin psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: lilac heady range

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: lemon ape rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: vibrant kink-friendly location karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: buff flirting telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Supple insecure legend crotch

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: lascivious selfie

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Insanely creepy clown athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Insanely creepy clown athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Cerise comical center mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Provocative blue dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: clear low-t space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Disturbing dashing international law enforcement agency bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Provocative blue dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Floppy Splenetic Really Tough Guy

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Floppy Splenetic Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: lavender slap-happy school ladyboy

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Floppy Splenetic Really Tough Guy

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Floppy Splenetic Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: adventurous sex offender

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Floppy Splenetic Really Tough Guy

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: adventurous sex offender

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Outnumbered histrionic theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Electric Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: medicated translucent old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: flesh racy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Fragrant library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: Charcoal Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: flesh racy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bronze lay skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Sinister double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Cerise comical center mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: spruce bearded yarmulke

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Floppy Splenetic Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: clear low-t space



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: clear low-t space

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Gay thriller menage faggot firefighter

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Peach curious corn cake trust fund

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse judgmental factory reset button spot

not a single person copied it?

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Floppy Splenetic Really Tough Guy

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Floppy Splenetic Really Tough Guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Chartreuse judgmental factory reset button spot



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Rough-skinned shrine

never forget:(

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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: narrow-minded chrome milk



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Floppy Splenetic Really Tough Guy



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Jade Irradiated Box Office Pozpig



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Jade Irradiated Box Office Pozpig



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Rusted Gunner Set



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: violent misunderstood toaster meetinghouse

THE GOAT

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Razzle Bipolar Locus

RIP to the greatest thread.

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Vengeful Lodge Stock Car

We miss you johnsy

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: shimmering trip indirect expression



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Floppy Splenetic Really Tough Guy



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: violent misunderstood toaster meetinghouse

Please come back

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Floppy Splenetic Really Tough Guy



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: Big-titted Plaza



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: shivering cheese-eating business firm



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: buff flirting telephone

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: vivacious garnet church party of the first part



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: violent misunderstood toaster meetinghouse



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: lilac heady range



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: Topaz exhilarant sound barrier



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: vivacious garnet church party of the first part



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Floppy Splenetic Really Tough Guy



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: High-end multi-colored point

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#37168407)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: narrow-minded chrome milk



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: violent misunderstood toaster meetinghouse



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Chartreuse judgmental factory reset button spot



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: vivacious garnet church party of the first part



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Crusty Pea-brained Orchestra Pit French Chef



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: clear low-t space



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Crusty Pea-brained Orchestra Pit French Chef



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: boyish voyeur sanctuary



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: Topaz exhilarant sound barrier



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: flesh racy hall



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Fragrant library



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: laughsome nursing home national security agency



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Razzle Bipolar Locus

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: Vigorous chest-beating stag film



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: vibrant kink-friendly location karate

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: obsidian mewling queen of the night school cafeteria



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone digit ratio pocket flask



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: Crystalline Useless Brakes

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48234121)



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: opaque hyperactive senate



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: vibrant kink-friendly location karate



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