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Ken Paxton steals lawyer’s Mont Blanc pen (security cam footage)

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious. https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu...
arousing well-lubricated address
  08/14/26
Lol
aromatic haunted graveyard
  08/14/26
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luke the drifter
  08/17/26
Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?
arousing well-lubricated address
  08/14/26
cq
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26
lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger...
orange cocky parlor
  08/14/26
2006 was truly a special year in political corruption
arousing well-lubricated address
  08/14/26
lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???
Adamo Tuti
  08/16/26
180 political ad
trip hideous principal's office toaster
  08/14/26
This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple...
luke the drifter
  08/17/26
Very Trumpian
Hot set fortuitous meteor
  08/14/26
There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceove...
exhilarant persian marketing idea
  08/14/26
It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think it...
Clear Electric Doctorate Corner
  08/14/26
Sup, Ken
arousing well-lubricated address
  08/15/26
everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken
trip hideous principal's office toaster
  08/15/26
do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?
Brilliant kitty cat
  08/15/26
Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This gu...
Nighttime charcoal reading party mexican
  08/15/26
Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve
arousing well-lubricated address
  08/16/26
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Light Racy Sanctuary Headpube
  08/16/26
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Big garrison sex offender
  08/16/26
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drunken meetinghouse pisswyrm
  08/16/26
I’m voting for him even harder now
.,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,...,,..,,
  08/16/26
One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate&q...
puce degenerate
  08/16/26
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Khaki irradiated incel
  08/16/26
Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representativ...
chocolate hospital codepig
  08/16/26
Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happen...
puce degenerate
  08/16/26
lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be...
chocolate hospital codepig
  08/16/26
This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent exa...
fragrant market community account
  08/16/26
this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is ...
chocolate hospital codepig
  08/16/26
You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas....
Light Racy Sanctuary Headpube
  08/16/26
Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  08/16/26
Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all...
.....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;
  08/17/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: arousing well-lubricated address

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50068361)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: aromatic haunted graveyard

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50068367)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50073147)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: arousing well-lubricated address

Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50068376)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50073144)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: orange cocky parlor

lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger and stronger this year. This was roughly the point in 2006 when the Mark Foley story first broke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50068378)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: arousing well-lubricated address

2006 was truly a special year in political corruption

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50068436)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Adamo Tuti (⚖️)

lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50071988)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: trip hideous principal's office toaster

180 political ad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50068446)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple election cycles now but this ad made me actually chuckle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50073146)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Hot set fortuitous meteor

Very Trumpian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50068450)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: exhilarant persian marketing idea

There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceover that pisses me off more than the theft of a Mont Blanc pen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50068940)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: Clear Electric Doctorate Corner

It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think its going too far.

Like seems like he just found a pen left behind and picked it up. If it were a Bic, people would be touting him as environmentally friendly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50068950)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: arousing well-lubricated address

Sup, Ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50069844)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: trip hideous principal's office toaster

everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50069847)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Brilliant kitty cat

do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50069860)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Nighttime charcoal reading party mexican

Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This guy pulled a literal Shitlaw Steve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50069853)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: arousing well-lubricated address

Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50071043)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Light Racy Sanctuary Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50071051)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Big garrison sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50071089)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: drunken meetinghouse pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50071252)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,...,,..,,


I’m voting for him even harder now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50072357)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: puce degenerate

One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate" expresses his love of "trans kids." Paxton is the Alpha Asshole Bully we need and deserve. Btw he *will* fuck your wife.

Libs, your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50071115)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Khaki irradiated incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50071121)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: chocolate hospital codepig

Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representative James Talarico endorsed reparations for Black Americans during a campaign stop in DeSoto, Texas. He stated that repairing past harms aligns with his faith and background. He pointed to policies like tuition relief, homeownership grants, and government-funded baby bonds to build generational wealth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50071123)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: puce degenerate

Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happens to completely and totally align with current far left democrat ideals. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50071159)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: chocolate hospital codepig

lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be indicted for investment fraud"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50071137)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: fragrant market community account

This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent example of appearances matching his morals.

He's probably going to lose to Talaricio. Which he deserves to. MAGA shot itself in the foot. But it's an exchange for El Sayed (another perfect example of physiognomy), who's going to lose to Mike Rogers in Michigan. Dem-DSA shooting itself in the foot.

Maybe we are slowly shifting back to normalcy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50071506)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: chocolate hospital codepig

this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is paxton and sayed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50071655)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Light Racy Sanctuary Headpube

You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas. Similarly Moozlims own Michigan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50071785)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50072351)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all of America that these two races that shouldn’t be close are going to gobble up ~1/3 of all spending in the senate this cycle. Both would be 10+ wins for the incumbent party if the party establishments hadn’t been decimated in the last 10 years and replace with these two ruling retards factions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50073136)