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ITT we post excerpts from the ZoZoFiles Deposition
| computer online | 02/02/26 |
| computer online | 02/02/26 |
| computer online | 02/02/26 |
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Date: February 2nd, 2026 6:28 AM Author: computer online (🧐) "At this time I can neither confirm nor deny that I have terabytes of nude RSF deepfakes in cold storage. But if I did, and I'm not saying I do, they would be very tasteful." - evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5829988&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49640611) |
Date: February 2nd, 2026 6:31 AM Author: computer online (🧐) "Can you state your name?"
"Yes yuh honuh-"
"I'm not a judge."
"Just so." (leans into mic) "Idris Elba."
"Not your forum handle, your actual name sir."
(slams fist on desk) "Objeshion!" |
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Date: February 2nd, 2026 6:36 AM Author: computer online (🧐) "Sixteen counts of extortion under the moniker 'truth teepee', three counts of trespassing, two restraining order violations, that's just off the top of my head. Before we begin, is there anything you'd like to say in your defense?"
(puts on wayfarers and slowly swivels around to face the camera)
"Spin, ratfucks" |