Boney-assed fucking legs, big fat sloppy body, and long dumb neck and stupid little head with no brain.

Im sort of buzzed now and this bothered me all day.

You know, fuck that shit.

I would easily kill the roughest fucking Ostrich on the planet!

There is no way I couldnt! I cant see how I would lose to one!

Look at what they look like. I swear, if I timed a left hook off one of theIr heads their necks would snap like a fucking twig.

Ive been in tons of fights. Street fights. Im undefeated in bar fights in the 90's, im 7-0.

Ive fought at festivals, parties, weddings, and one time even a funeral.

left hook dropped that fucker he's lucky there werent two funerals.

So now....Im supposed to be punked out or lose to a fucking bird?

There is now way in hell i could lose a fight to a stupid fucking bird.

I want someone to send an ostrich to Cincinnati. Now! Ill kick its fucking ass on U-tube or what ever media you want to put it on.

I dont fucking care. ill do it for free.

Whats a dumb, retarded fucking bird going to do?

oooo Im scared. It might scratch me. Oooo!!!

it has huge tallons...ooooo

Ever have a crazy bitch scratch you, go at you with her tallons??

Fucking faggits!

I could fucking kick an ostriches ass in every fucking type of mixed martial arts.

How could it beat me in wrestling? id knock it over in 5 seconds and the fucking pussy would tap.

If I was going to fight one, id actually just try to figure out its fighting style. Set it up.

No fucking way I lose to any ostrich. Push comes to shove I'll use my tremendous strength and grap it by the neck and slam its fat body off the ground.

But if was street fighting one, I would try to figure it out.

As it rushes me out of idiotic confusion, I would slam right hand bombs off its fat stupid body.

Soften the retard up. Any animal with eyes on the side of its head is retarded.

I'd let it rush, fire some bombs, and leave it frustrated. Id fire fast jabs off its face and neck. And when off balance, unload some heavy hooks off its torso.

A dumb fucking ostrich cant block body shots because they have no defense and are stupid.

I would toy with the fucking bird at this point.

I would finish the fight much the same way Duran Ko'd Davey Moore.

I would stand over the ostrich and laugh at it.

Taunt it.

Probably pull out my shlong and piss on its face.

If you would go kindly suck off your little brothers dicks ASAP Id appreciate it.

Yours thankfully.

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