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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Abnormal beady-eyed property
  11/29/25
Women are 180
drunken odious potus
  11/29/25
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wonderful lettuce
  11/29/25
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drunken odious potus
  11/29/25
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Hairraiser crimson abode national security agency
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drunken odious potus
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Canary marketing idea theatre
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Abnormal beady-eyed property
  11/29/25
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wonderful lettuce
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Wine legend hissy fit
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Abnormal beady-eyed property
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Wine legend hissy fit
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
bearded insanely creepy home antidepressant drug
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
offensive puppy background story
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Ivory stain school cafeteria
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Abnormal beady-eyed property
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
chestnut ratface
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Razzle-dazzle idiotic dysfunction
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
chestnut ratface
  11/29/25
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Wine legend hissy fit
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Excitant twinkling people who are hurt
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Canary marketing idea theatre
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Stirring ladyboy lay
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Canary marketing idea theatre
  11/29/25
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marvelous really tough guy partner
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
buck-toothed obsidian dog poop chapel
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
self-absorbed regret
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
motley senate headpube
  12/04/25
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Insane Depressive
  12/04/25
Approved
bipolar sable queen of the night
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
wonderful lettuce
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
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  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Abnormal beady-eyed property

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: drunken odious potus

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: wonderful lettuce



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: drunken odious potus



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser crimson abode national security agency



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: drunken odious potus



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Canary marketing idea theatre

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Abnormal beady-eyed property

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: wonderful lettuce



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Wine legend hissy fit

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Abnormal beady-eyed property

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Wine legend hissy fit

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: bearded insanely creepy home antidepressant drug

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: offensive puppy background story

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Ivory stain school cafeteria

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Abnormal beady-eyed property

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: chestnut ratface

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle idiotic dysfunction

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: chestnut ratface

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Wine legend hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Excitant twinkling people who are hurt

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Canary marketing idea theatre

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Stirring ladyboy lay

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Canary marketing idea theatre

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: marvelous really tough guy partner



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: buck-toothed obsidian dog poop chapel

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: self-absorbed regret

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: motley senate headpube

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Insane Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: bipolar sable queen of the night

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: wonderful lettuce

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Abnormal beady-eyed property

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49490766)