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If you had a last name like Anus would you change it

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or may...
Bateful Red Hominid Nibblets
  03/20/26
yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when th...
Milky Base
  03/20/26
would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or so...
Bateful Red Hominid Nibblets
  03/20/26
probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. j...
Milky Base
  03/20/26
yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestig...
Bearded Cheese-eating Chapel Doctorate
  03/20/26
Cox -> Coxglorious
Godawful black resort puppy
  03/21/26
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Bearded Cheese-eating Chapel Doctorate
  03/21/26
Anushammer. Excellent work.
primrose awkward water buffalo
  03/21/26
Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away
Bearded Cheese-eating Chapel Doctorate
  03/21/26
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fatty nigger
  03/23/26
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Kenneth Play
  03/23/26
i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced l...
outnumbered sound barrier parlour
  03/20/26
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Milky Base
  03/20/26
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Bateful Red Hominid Nibblets
  03/20/26
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Bearded Cheese-eating Chapel Doctorate
  03/21/26
*phil leotardo clutching fist*
mind-boggling rusted twinkling uncleanness
  03/20/26
some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago
Coiffed Crusty Church Building Prole
  03/20/26
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Coiffed Crusty Church Building Prole
  03/20/26
not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt
french hunting ground
  03/21/26
Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Am...
Puce spot
  03/21/26
I would change it to Anoop.
Cerise heady lay trust fund
  03/21/26
I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “A...
Pontificating Range Gaming Laptop
  03/21/26
wow
Bud Light
  03/22/26
"Anal Sheik"
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/27/26
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg
Vivacious rehab jewess
  03/21/26
I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colon...
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  03/22/26
...
Kenneth Play
  03/23/26
Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually
""''"'"'"'".
  03/22/26
Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus https://www.eyeonesg.com/...
rear naked choke
  03/23/26
Dick assmus!
I'm literally Will Hunting btw
  03/27/26
One out of a million men with such a name would go on to con...
Richard Ames
  03/23/26
life ain't easy for a boy named sue
Kenneth Play
  03/27/26
Julian Nowag https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julia...
fatty nigger
  03/23/26
lol
Bud Light
  03/23/26
Chew Shit Fun https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Sh...
fatty nigger
  03/27/26


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Date: March 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Bateful Red Hominid Nibblets

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or maybe your name is Semen but pronounced se-MEN. Like would your family name be worth the lifetime of humiliation and correcting people? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49757533)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Milky Base

yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when theyre young.

if i didnt have kids id just go with it. actually i'd probably insist it be pronounced the same as the word its spelled like. would be funny to see peoples reactions all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49757607)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Bateful Red Hominid Nibblets

would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or something prestigious like Goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49757647)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Milky Base

probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. johnson

lol at goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49757676)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Bearded Cheese-eating Chapel Doctorate

yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestigious, like Drumpf -> Trump. Like instead of Anus, Anushammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49757686)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Godawful black resort puppy

Cox -> Coxglorious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49759043)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Bearded Cheese-eating Chapel Doctorate



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Date: March 21st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: primrose awkward water buffalo

Anushammer. Excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49759281)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Bearded Cheese-eating Chapel Doctorate

Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49759502)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: outnumbered sound barrier parlour

i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced like the english word "anus" with a southern accent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49757699)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Milky Base



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Bateful Red Hominid Nibblets



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Bearded Cheese-eating Chapel Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49759026)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: mind-boggling rusted twinkling uncleanness

*phil leotardo clutching fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49757706)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Coiffed Crusty Church Building Prole

some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49757725)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Coiffed Crusty Church Building Prole



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: french hunting ground

not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49759028)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Puce spot

Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Amis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49759066)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Cerise heady lay trust fund

I would change it to Anoop.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49759071)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Pontificating Range Gaming Laptop

I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “Anal”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49759080)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Bud Light

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49760893)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:51 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

"Anal Sheik"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49773015)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Vivacious rehab jewess

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49759085)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colonel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49760898)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49761702)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: ""''"'"'"'".

Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49760901)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: rear naked choke

Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus

https://www.eyeonesg.com/author/rassmus/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49761902)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: I'm literally Will Hunting btw

Dick assmus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49773663)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Richard Ames

One out of a million men with such a name would go on to conquer the world. The rest would be ridiculed beyond belief. Really comes down to asking yourself which of those men you really are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49761917)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

life ain't easy for a boy named sue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49773545)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)

Julian Nowag

https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julian-nowag/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49761921)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Bud Light

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49762970)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)

Chew Shit Fun

https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Shit-Fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49773665)