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Eastern Orthodoxy is a dead church

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Pearly hall
  05/09/22
Collect $50k watches and shit
big chapel headpube
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dashing carmine lodge clown
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Bright Senate
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concupiscible lavender macaca pisswyrm
  05/11/22
All religion is dead
Swashbuckling business firm
  05/09/22
Nostra Aetate
Pearly hall
  05/09/22
this is actually basically correct. I almost became orthodox...
Bright Senate
  05/09/22
explain. had my own "almost became orthodox" phase...
Vigorous chocolate parlour
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Vigorous chocolate parlour
  05/14/22
there was a whole meme push among the right to go "east...
Internet-worthy nofapping psychic
  05/11/22
yeah i think this is still the case to an extent. cernovich ...
Vigorous chocolate parlour
  05/11/22
lmao
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Topaz den
  05/11/22
'eastern orthodoxy' is a set of parochial churches tied spec...
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Twinkling cuckold theater stage
  05/11/22
The churches in America recognize that, so they're pushing f...
Swashbuckling business firm
  05/11/22
The old priests aren't dead yet in our city afaict
Pearly hall
  05/11/22
best to just learn OCS and pwn some village idiot who thinks...
concupiscible lavender macaca pisswyrm
  05/11/22
so this is like adult WASP converts to RCC who really love t...
turquoise generalized bond
  05/16/22
lol this is not credited at all. other than the fact that ye...
Vigorous chocolate parlour
  05/11/22
right-wing LARPers joining non-Chalcedon churches accidental...
turquoise generalized bond
  05/16/22
lol
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gedood persoon
  03/05/26
the theology isnt even correct
abnormal cocky native wrinkle
  03/26/25
Right? I mean God clearly wants female priests performing g...
ebony bipolar double fault gas station
  03/26/25
goarch is already starting to let women in russian orthod...
abnormal cocky native wrinkle
  03/26/25
https://www.oca.org/holy-synod/statements/holy-synod/holy-sy...
ebony bipolar double fault gas station
  03/26/25
you apparently arent following ortho twitter and there ar...
abnormal cocky native wrinkle
  03/26/25
That's not contradicting my point on rogue churches. Every ...
ebony bipolar double fault gas station
  03/26/25
Elpidophoros is going to make woman priests in the next 10 y...
abnormal cocky native wrinkle
  03/26/25
Eastern Orthodoxy is the only Church not totally destroyed b...
ebony bipolar double fault gas station
  03/26/25
they're all dead
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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:35 PM
Author: Pearly hall

do these guys even do anything

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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:42 PM
Author: big chapel headpube

Collect $50k watches and shit

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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: dashing carmine lodge clown



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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Bright Senate



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:32 PM
Author: concupiscible lavender macaca pisswyrm



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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling business firm

All religion is dead

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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Pearly hall

Nostra Aetate

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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:53 PM
Author: Bright Senate

this is actually basically correct. I almost became orthodox once and while a lot of the theology is credited the actual church is very dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#44482996)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:14 PM
Author: Vigorous chocolate parlour

explain. had my own "almost became orthodox" phase and i wouldnt say exactly that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#44495541)



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Date: May 14th, 2022 8:24 AM
Author: Vigorous chocolate parlour



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: Internet-worthy nofapping psychic

there was a whole meme push among the right to go "eastern orthodox" for awhile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#44495545)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:23 PM
Author: Vigorous chocolate parlour

yeah i think this is still the case to an extent. cernovich was reading seraphim rose not too long ago maybe you know about that.

definitely saw a lot of fat single guys in hoodies showing up to liturgy once then never again. not quite neckbeards but close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#44495570)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:23 PM
Author: Pearly hall

lmao

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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: Internet-worthy nofapping psychic



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:41 PM
Author: Topaz den



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:28 PM
Author: Adventurous plaza potus

'eastern orthodoxy' is a set of parochial churches tied specifically to LANGUAGE and HISTORY. that's why there is an armenian orthodox church, a greek one, etc. you can't just be some random american english-speaker with no ethnic connection to those churches and parachute into them. it's silly. these are not 'abstract'/universalist creeds. they arose from a specific substrate of history and ethnicity.

if you can't even speak or read the nominal language of your orthodox church (let alone old church slavonic itself), you are a fraud, and you will NEVER be a genuine member of the faith. you are, at most, an absurd LARPer. that's harsh, but true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#44495587)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:29 PM
Author: Twinkling cuckold theater stage



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling business firm

The churches in America recognize that, so they're pushing for bilingual services. Old generation that came over pre and post fall of Communism are dying off, so are the clergy. A lot of upcoming clergy are either second generation immigrants or first generation but came here when they were young/think of themselves more as American than their parents' ethnicity



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#44495604)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: Pearly hall

The old priests aren't dead yet in our city afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#44495656)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: concupiscible lavender macaca pisswyrm

best to just learn OCS and pwn some village idiot who thinks his pidgin Russian puts him closer to god than you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#44495615)



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Date: May 16th, 2022 7:39 PM
Author: turquoise generalized bond

so this is like adult WASP converts to RCC who really love trad Latin Mass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#44523126)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:40 PM
Author: Vigorous chocolate parlour

lol this is not credited at all. other than the fact that yeah its dumb to try to larp in some serbian church or whatever.

there are plenty of places where not only is the liturgy in english, its the priest's native language and most parishioners are converts or the children of them.

the armenian church isnt EO btw theyre non-chalcedoneans ie "oriental orthodox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#44495636)



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Date: May 16th, 2022 7:40 PM
Author: turquoise generalized bond

right-wing LARPers joining non-Chalcedon churches accidentally falling into grievous heresy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#44523135)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Sepia trump supporter shrine

lol

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Date: October 9th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Sepia trump supporter shrine



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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: gedood persoon



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: abnormal cocky native wrinkle

the theology isnt even correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48785028)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: ebony bipolar double fault gas station

Right? I mean God clearly wants female priests performing gay tranny weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48785045)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: abnormal cocky native wrinkle

goarch is already starting to let women in

russian orthodox in america lets in and marries homos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48785063)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: ebony bipolar double fault gas station

https://www.oca.org/holy-synod/statements/holy-synod/holy-synod-issues-statement-on-same-sex-relationships-and-sexual-identity

Nope.

https://classroom.synonym.com/gender-roles-in-the-greek-orthodox-church-12087545.html

Nope.

There might be some rogue churches but I will need to see links before I accept that there have been any changes on either of those.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48785086)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: abnormal cocky native wrinkle

you apparently arent following ortho twitter

and there are other reasons orthodoxy is wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48785099)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: ebony bipolar double fault gas station

That's not contradicting my point on rogue churches. Every religion has that. But there is a difference between what you see with other denominations (official and open acceptance of this shit) and Orthodoxy which is general opposition to these trends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48785667)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: abnormal cocky native wrinkle

Elpidophoros is going to make woman priests in the next 10 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48785691)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: ebony bipolar double fault gas station

Eastern Orthodoxy is the only Church not totally destroyed by the shitlibification of Christianity. Totally pointless and a "dead church" other than increasing membership numbers. Possibly because they don't have a female "priest" performing gay tranny marriages as part of their "Services."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48785039)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: bombed out abyssal plane of existence

they're all dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49718195)