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He called me “bro.” I wished he meant something more.
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Date: November 9th, 2024 9:37 AM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford It was near closing, the kind of quiet that makes you notice every little sound. I was restocking frozen peas when he walked in—tall, confident, wearing a perfectly-fitted hoodie. Chad.
“Hey, man,” he said, smiling. “You know where the protein powder is?” His voice was smooth, effortless, like he belonged anywhere he went.
I pointed him to aisle 5, and as he turned to leave, he said, “Thanks, bro.” Bro.
I stood there for a moment, letting it sink in. I knew it didn’t mean anything, but I wanted it to. I imagined Chad lingering, asking about my day, maybe laughing at one of my bad jokes. But he didn’t. He just walked away.
Finished my shift, went home, and stared at my reflection in the microwave door. Whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
Date: November 9th, 2024 11:27 AM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48314969) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 2:50 PM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48315581) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 3:10 PM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48315656) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:21 PM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48339406) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:41 AM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48341222) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:42 AM Author: drunken cruise ship psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48341233) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:58 AM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48341330) |
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Date: November 16th, 2024 4:17 PM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48346027) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:15 AM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48354702) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:16 AM Author: Purple boyish ape sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48354707) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:26 PM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48356166) |
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Date: November 20th, 2024 10:17 AM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48359670) |
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Date: November 21st, 2024 2:08 AM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48363436) |
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Date: November 27th, 2024 8:44 PM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford :( :( :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48388838) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 1:10 AM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48457085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:58 AM Author: lascivious hospital gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48457196) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 3:06 AM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48460859) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 3:09 AM Author: lascivious hospital gaping This happened to me many times IRL. A cute Chad would come in around closing, almost always alone. Sometimes he'd be coming from "the gym" and I could smell the musk and sweat on his perfect, sculpted body. I'd usually fumble my words, screw up the transaction, and then awkwardly say goodnight. The worst was when he'd give me that "Are you okay, bro?" look.
I'm fine, I thought to myself.
I'm fine. |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford "Are you okay, bro?" echoed in the empty aisles long after closing, like a question left for ghosts.
You think it was for you, but it wasn’t. It was for the space between who you are and who you think Chad is—two strangers, circling shelves of powdered illusions.
The worst part isn’t that you’re not "fine."
It’s that maybe he isn’t, either. |
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Date: December 19th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: lascivious hospital gaping Another Chad shook my hand at work today, not flame. He was extremely cocky and I almost lost my mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48464158) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 4:41 AM Author: irradiated maniacal headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48495009) |
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Date: December 26th, 2024 3:47 PM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48489024) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 3:10 AM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48494963) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 3:46 AM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48771674) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 4:11 AM Author: Umber bateful weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48494998) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 7:16 PM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48497045) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 7:17 PM Author: lascivious hospital gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48497052) |
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Date: January 4th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48518566) |
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Date: January 5th, 2025 7:49 AM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48519886) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 3:50 AM Author: lascivious hospital gaping I encountered yet another Chad yesterday when he came in looking for some crap that was popular on "social media" or whatever. I fumbled my words and almost knocked over a display. Chad mentioned playing golf this weekend and I just nodded since I know nothing of the sport. But the thought did cross my mind: Would he let me wash his balls? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48771697) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 4:29 AM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48771870) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2025 1:32 AM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48773967) |
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Date: November 21st, 2025 3:12 AM Author: Salmon Judgmental Shrine Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49448973) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 3:07 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49685218) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 5:52 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49685600) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 5:54 PM Author: ...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49685604) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 6:31 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49685664) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 10:04 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49687982) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 10:08 PM Author: ...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49688005) |