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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
Razzle-dazzle main people
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
dashing round eye
  03/24/25
yep
Jet Stead
  03/24/25
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flickering station
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Buff nofapping nursing home nibblets
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Supple buck-toothed philosopher-king
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
Galvanic Rigpig
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doobsian coffee pot
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Costumed black double fault
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Sticky Kink-friendly Hall
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
wine parlor
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
arousing macaca
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
Aquamarine dingle berry national
  03/24/25
titcr
greedy burgundy psychic garrison
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
dashing round eye
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
greedy burgundy psychic garrison
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
mind-boggling purple ticket booth cuck
  03/24/25
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Jet Stead
  03/24/25
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doobsian coffee pot
  03/24/25
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overrated passionate church building haunted graveyard
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
wine parlor
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
Galvanic Rigpig
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
doobsian coffee pot
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
charcoal insanely creepy scourge upon the earth
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
doobsian coffee pot
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
charcoal insanely creepy scourge upon the earth
  03/24/25
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overrated passionate church building haunted graveyard
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
Alcoholic well-lubricated native elastic band
  03/24/25
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shimmering tantric codepig principal's office
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
charcoal insanely creepy scourge upon the earth
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
Histrionic frozen wagecucks dilemma
  03/24/25
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Sticky Kink-friendly Hall
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
Concupiscible step-uncle's house
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
Naked wonderful old irish cottage
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
razzmatazz menage
  03/24/25
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razzmatazz menage
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
dashing round eye
  03/27/25
lol
Razzle-dazzle main people
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
charcoal insanely creepy scourge upon the earth
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle main people

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: dashing round eye

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Jet Stead

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: flickering station



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Buff nofapping nursing home nibblets



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Supple buck-toothed philosopher-king



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Galvanic Rigpig

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: doobsian coffee pot



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: domesticated hideous partner



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Costumed black double fault



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Vibrant gay den stock car

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Sticky Kink-friendly Hall



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: wine parlor

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: arousing macaca

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Aquamarine dingle berry national

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: greedy burgundy psychic garrison

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: dashing round eye

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: greedy burgundy psychic garrison

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: mind-boggling purple ticket booth cuck

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Jet Stead



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: doobsian coffee pot



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: overrated passionate church building haunted graveyard



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: wine parlor

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Galvanic Rigpig

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: doobsian coffee pot

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: charcoal insanely creepy scourge upon the earth

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: doobsian coffee pot

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: charcoal insanely creepy scourge upon the earth

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: overrated passionate church building haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic well-lubricated native elastic band

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: shimmering tantric codepig principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48778639)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: charcoal insanely creepy scourge upon the earth

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Histrionic frozen wagecucks dilemma

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Sticky Kink-friendly Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible step-uncle's house

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Naked wonderful old irish cottage

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz menage

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz menage



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: dashing round eye

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle main people

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: charcoal insanely creepy scourge upon the earth

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49493859)