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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
yellow masturbator
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
soul-stirring translucent parlour jew
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
adventurous stock car goal in life
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Vibrant alcoholic really tough guy home
  08/30/25
...
Cordovan piazza
  09/05/25
, he lisped
poppy juggernaut
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
out-of-control razzmatazz philosopher-king
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
yellow masturbator
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
out-of-control razzmatazz philosopher-king
  08/31/25
...
Very tactful salmon jewess
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  08/31/25
delusional take
Very tactful salmon jewess
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Big-titted stead
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
marvelous canary marketing idea
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
topaz buck-toothed garrison
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
marvelous canary marketing idea
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
yellow masturbator
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
marvelous canary marketing idea
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
yellow masturbator
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
topaz buck-toothed garrison
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
topaz buck-toothed garrison
  09/05/25
...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Multi-colored Mood
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
topaz buck-toothed garrison
  09/05/25
...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
topaz buck-toothed garrison
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
yellow masturbator
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
dashing indecent gas station new version
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
dashing indecent gas station new version
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  09/05/25
Kenny
topaz buck-toothed garrison
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
yellow masturbator
  09/06/25
...
curious mediation persian
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  09/06/25
...
curious mediation persian
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
yellow masturbator
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Olive kitty cat ticket booth
  09/07/25
Explain
yellow masturbator
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Magical Forum
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
yellow masturbator
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
yellow masturbator
  09/07/25
...
Big-titted stead
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
marvelous canary marketing idea
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: yellow masturbator

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: soul-stirring translucent parlour jew

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: adventurous stock car goal in life

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Vibrant alcoholic really tough guy home

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cordovan piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: poppy juggernaut

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: out-of-control razzmatazz philosopher-king

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: yellow masturbator

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: out-of-control razzmatazz philosopher-king

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Very tactful salmon jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Very tactful salmon jewess

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Big-titted stead

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: topaz buck-toothed garrison

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: yellow masturbator

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: yellow masturbator

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: topaz buck-toothed garrison

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: topaz buck-toothed garrison

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored Mood

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: topaz buck-toothed garrison

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: topaz buck-toothed garrison

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: yellow masturbator

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: dashing indecent gas station new version

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: dashing indecent gas station new version

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: topaz buck-toothed garrison

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: yellow masturbator

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: curious mediation persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: curious mediation persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: yellow masturbator

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Olive kitty cat ticket booth

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: yellow masturbator

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Magical Forum

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: yellow masturbator

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: yellow masturbator

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Big-titted stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: marvelous canary marketing idea

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
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to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



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