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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
bateful juggernaut
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
balding magenta sound barrier faggot firefighter
  03/03/24
Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
bateful juggernaut
  03/03/24
Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
balding magenta sound barrier faggot firefighter
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smoky aphrodisiac love of her life friendly grandma
  03/03/24
That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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Primrose violent bawdyhouse degenerate
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
disturbing house
  03/03/24
Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
bateful juggernaut
  03/03/24
Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
arousing pit roast beef
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
cobalt excitant blood rage half-breed
  03/03/24
My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
bateful juggernaut
  03/03/24
To be fair, “My wife is still talking to them in Ch...
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Maize step-uncle's house feces
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What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking ...
Effete base
  03/03/24
180, love this twist.
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smoky aphrodisiac love of her life friendly grandma
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Racy indirect expression
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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amethyst self-centered theatre idiot
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(Mitch McConnell)
concupiscible hot office
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arousing pit roast beef
  03/04/24
this thread just got like 10 times better
elite striped hyena
  03/04/24
dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
dashing new version
  03/03/24
ti, oc, tcr.
arousing pit roast beef
  03/03/24
Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
Internet-worthy Property Antidepressant Drug
  03/03/24
Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and...
titillating address
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I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the ...
Jet goal in life temple
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i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the v...
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Internet-worthy Property Antidepressant Drug
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lol
dull nursing home
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You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almo...
jet-lagged mind-boggling becky
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Internet-worthy Property Antidepressant Drug
  03/03/24
I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It&rs...
titillating address
  03/03/24
No wonder u don't get laid
talented arrogant hominid shrine
  03/04/24
but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
beady-eyed business firm masturbator
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I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in ...
Cruel-hearted buff garrison liquid oxygen
  03/04/24
dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
Heady jade brunch shitlib
  03/04/24
The whole thread is a work of art
mewling gas station
  03/04/24
great thread
Primrose violent bawdyhouse degenerate
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Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOi...
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: bateful juggernaut

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: balding magenta sound barrier faggot firefighter

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: bateful juggernaut

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: balding magenta sound barrier faggot firefighter

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: smoky aphrodisiac love of her life friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460513)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Grizzly Nowag

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: free-loading opaque pistol



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: bateful juggernaut



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: cerebral mexican voyeur



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: saffron legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459874)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: smoky aphrodisiac love of her life friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460516)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: obsidian international law enforcement agency set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460961)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Primrose violent bawdyhouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47461253)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: disturbing house

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: bateful juggernaut

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: arousing pit roast beef

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: cobalt excitant blood rage half-breed

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: bateful juggernaut

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: overrated bistre institution jew

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: Jet goal in life temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459873)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Sapphire Chest-beating Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460455)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: elite striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460700)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: obsidian international law enforcement agency set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460964)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: Heady jade brunch shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47461229)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Maize step-uncle's house feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47461994)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Effete base

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: arousing pit roast beef

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: smoky aphrodisiac love of her life friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460517)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Racy indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460699)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: irradiated cruise ship toilet seat

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: amethyst self-centered theatre idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459864)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: concupiscible hot office

(Mitch McConnell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460594)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: arousing pit roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47461963)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: elite striped hyena

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: dashing new version

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: arousing pit roast beef

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Property Antidepressant Drug

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: titillating address

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Jet goal in life temple

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park Puppy

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Property Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460443)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: smoky aphrodisiac love of her life friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460521)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Deranged provocative milk pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460624)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: elite striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460703)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: obsidian international law enforcement agency set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: mewling gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47461214)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Primrose violent bawdyhouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47461255)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Property Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47461374)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: dull nursing home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged mind-boggling becky

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Property Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460471)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: titillating address

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: talented arrogant hominid shrine

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed business firm masturbator

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted buff garrison liquid oxygen

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: Heady jade brunch shitlib

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: mewling gas station

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Primrose violent bawdyhouse degenerate

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: arousing pit roast beef

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: elite striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47461972)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Patel Philippe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49683964)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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