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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
dashing selfie mediation
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
godawful abode fortuitous meteor
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Multi-colored big-titted gunner preventive strike
  04/18/25
Cr.
federal rough-skinned incel point
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Trip fuchsia orchestra pit deer antler
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Transparent massive spot
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
dashing selfie mediation
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
pale adulterous knife
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Amber lay
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
dashing selfie mediation
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Flesh Box Office Hissy Fit
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
dashing selfie mediation
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Flesh Box Office Hissy Fit
  04/18/25
...
coiffed regret
  04/18/25
...
silver faggot firefighter
  08/17/26
...
Plum psychic
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Carmine 180 native gaping
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
supple stag film
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
dashing selfie mediation
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
supple stag film
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
coiffed regret
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
dashing selfie mediation
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
supple stag film
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
dashing selfie mediation
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
supple stag film
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Twisted cerise hairy legs theater stage
  04/18/25
jfc goys
supple stag film
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
coiffed regret
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
dashing selfie mediation
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Garnet demanding bbw
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
coiffed regret
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Garnet demanding bbw
  04/18/25
...
Sapphire Juggernaut
  08/17/26
...
Sapphire Juggernaut
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Soul-stirring mint boiling water halford
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
dashing selfie mediation
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Soul-stirring mint boiling water halford
  04/18/25
...
Filthy brunch filthpig
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
supple stag film
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
dashing selfie mediation
  04/18/25
...
Plum psychic
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
stirring orchid resort
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Garnet demanding bbw
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
dashing selfie mediation
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
dashing selfie mediation
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
dashing selfie mediation
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Multi-colored big-titted gunner preventive strike
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
dashing selfie mediation
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
dashing selfie mediation
  08/17/26
...
Sapphire Juggernaut
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Flesh Box Office Hissy Fit
  08/17/26
ur dumb
dashing selfie mediation
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Flesh Box Office Hissy Fit
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
dashing selfie mediation
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Flesh Box Office Hissy Fit
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
dashing selfie mediation
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Citrine Meetinghouse
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
dashing selfie mediation
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Citrine Meetinghouse
  08/17/26
...
Razzle slap-happy place of business
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Soul-stirring mint boiling water halford
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
dashing selfie mediation
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Soul-stirring mint boiling water halford
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Trip fuchsia orchestra pit deer antler
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
dashing selfie mediation
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: godawful abode fortuitous meteor

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Multi-colored big-titted gunner preventive strike

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: federal rough-skinned incel point

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Trip fuchsia orchestra pit deer antler

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Transparent massive spot

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: pale adulterous knife

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Amber lay

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Flesh Box Office Hissy Fit

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Flesh Box Office Hissy Fit

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: coiffed regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: silver faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Plum psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Carmine 180 native gaping

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: supple stag film

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: supple stag film

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: coiffed regret

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: supple stag film

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: supple stag film

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Twisted cerise hairy legs theater stage

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: supple stag film

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: coiffed regret

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Garnet demanding bbw

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: coiffed regret

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Garnet demanding bbw

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Sapphire Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Sapphire Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Soul-stirring mint boiling water halford

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring mint boiling water halford

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Filthy brunch filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: supple stag film

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Plum psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: stirring orchid resort

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Garnet demanding bbw

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored big-titted gunner preventive strike

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Sapphire Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Flesh Box Office Hissy Fit

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Flesh Box Office Hissy Fit

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Flesh Box Office Hissy Fit

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Citrine Meetinghouse

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Citrine Meetinghouse

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Razzle slap-happy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Soul-stirring mint boiling water halford

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring mint boiling water halford

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Trip fuchsia orchestra pit deer antler

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: dashing selfie mediation

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#50073656)