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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Cobalt costumed goyim
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Heady geriatric church police squad
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Comical ebony reading party
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Razzle selfie
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Aromatic red dopamine
  08/30/25
...
At-the-ready Old Irish Cottage Bawdyhouse
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Carnelian Appetizing Round Eye Sneaky Criminal
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
garnet godawful love of her life institution
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Cobalt costumed goyim
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
garnet godawful love of her life institution
  08/31/25
...
Floppy Amethyst Rigor
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Comical ebony reading party
  08/31/25
delusional take
Floppy Amethyst Rigor
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Comical ebony reading party
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
avocado deer antler
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Comical ebony reading party
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Violet Violent Field
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Comical ebony reading party
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Cobalt costumed goyim
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Comical ebony reading party
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Cobalt costumed goyim
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Violet Violent Field
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Comical ebony reading party
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Comical ebony reading party
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Comical ebony reading party
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Violet Violent Field
  09/05/25
...
Comical ebony reading party
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Disgusting massive locus
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Violet Violent Field
  09/05/25
...
Comical ebony reading party
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Comical ebony reading party
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Violet Violent Field
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Cobalt costumed goyim
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Ocher irradiated stag film
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Comical ebony reading party
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Ocher irradiated stag film
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Comical ebony reading party
  09/05/25
Kenny
Violet Violent Field
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Cobalt costumed goyim
  09/06/25
...
iridescent hot mexican hall
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Comical ebony reading party
  09/06/25
...
iridescent hot mexican hall
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Cobalt costumed goyim
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Comical ebony reading party
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
passionate international law enforcement agency
  09/07/25
Explain
Cobalt costumed goyim
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Adulterous den private investor
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Cobalt costumed goyim
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Comical ebony reading party
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Cobalt costumed goyim
  09/07/25
...
avocado deer antler
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Comical ebony reading party
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Comical ebony reading party
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Comical ebony reading party
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Comical ebony reading party
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Comical ebony reading party
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Comical ebony reading party
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Comical ebony reading party
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Violet Violent Field
  01/18/26
...
Comical ebony reading party
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
maniacal glittery crotch
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Comical ebony reading party
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Cobalt costumed goyim

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Heady geriatric church police squad

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Razzle selfie

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Aromatic red dopamine

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready Old Irish Cottage Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Carnelian Appetizing Round Eye Sneaky Criminal

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: garnet godawful love of her life institution

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Cobalt costumed goyim

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: garnet godawful love of her life institution

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Floppy Amethyst Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Floppy Amethyst Rigor

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: avocado deer antler

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Violet Violent Field

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Cobalt costumed goyim

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Cobalt costumed goyim

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Violet Violent Field

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Violet Violent Field

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Comical ebony reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Disgusting massive locus

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Violet Violent Field

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Comical ebony reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Violet Violent Field

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Cobalt costumed goyim

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Ocher irradiated stag film

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Ocher irradiated stag film

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Violet Violent Field

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Cobalt costumed goyim

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: iridescent hot mexican hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: iridescent hot mexican hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Cobalt costumed goyim

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: passionate international law enforcement agency

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Cobalt costumed goyim

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Adulterous den private investor

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Cobalt costumed goyim

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Cobalt costumed goyim

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: avocado deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Violet Violent Field

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Comical ebony reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: maniacal glittery crotch

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Comical ebony reading party

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

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