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Poast new message in this thread
Date: December 11th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Ivory boltzmann
I’ll step up. I’ll do it starting on December 20.
I'll do 32 posters, not 64
Dec 20/21 + 22/23 = two rounds of 16 each
Dec 26 + 27 = sweet 16
Dec 28 = quarter finals (elite 8)
Dec 29 = the semi-finals (final 4)
Dec 30 + 31 = the final
Please help me work out who the top 32 of posters still posting are. Please nominate participants in this thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809009&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49501501) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:45 AM Author: Ivory boltzmann
We’re over 100 posters. We will do a contest of 64 starting on about December 19.
I will do a thread to get input on final inclusions and seedings.
Final inclusions will be based purely on poasting VOLUME in 2025 because it is *MEGA*poaster Madness, so some beloved poasters who didn’t post much in 2025 will be left out and some shitheads who poasted a lot will be included (except nyuug, because he sucks, so fuck him). I was a pumo this year so I have been around plenty.
Top seedings will be based on who I think might win to prevent big players knocking each other out early, this is hard but I’ll do my best.
Next couple of days tell me anyone else I mistakenly left off the list. And anyone I have twice/more under different monikers.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809009&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49503991) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:48 AM Author: Ivory boltzmann Subject: The running list: about 110 poasters
whok
cucumbers
disco fries
cowgod
CSLG
RSF
TT
NSAM
Rage Problems
screenman
MPA
ricky
gay grandpa
gunnerattt
boom
mainlining
captttain falcon
biglaw lives matter
HAtp
OYT
longwangpoontang
fulano
richard clock
epah
spaceporn
emilio
jcm
evan
zurich
FLW
consuela
scholarship + alts
lsd
tsinah
doodikoff
Johnsmeyer
animeboi
TBF
sealclubber
Nippon Professional Baseball
lex
jafar
Judas Jones
Paralegal Mohammed
TDNW
Juan Eighty
butt cheeks
DGB pumo
all comma pumo
SA pumo
Candy Ride
obeezy
we are definitely claiming fraud
WLMAS quotemo
lib quotemo = literally WLMAS = dumb nigger tp
fizzkid
hegemon
boner police
bloodacre
luis
david poaster wallace
texas book suppasatory
nutella
biglaw associate asking if link is sfw at 11pm
walt white of our generatkon (walt jr.)
goy superstar
kirby
chandler
kenny
chilmata
consuela
kirbymo
my dog
Hang Kikelensky NOW
Paralegal Six Nine
pepito
🧐
Pumonymous
psycho karen
prestigefaggot
aktp
Game of "
petrodollar pumo
MIG
peeface
Salivary Stoned
Nazca Redlines
Fyre festival founder
No Paye No Gain
hung stud
Rampart
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
you’re the puppet
Louis Poasteur
Ozzie Canseco
rickpanama
ActualLawyer
Diamond Dallas Trump
Kike Parker
Roblox
Brewsters Billions
benzo
Hyman
freddie
Senior Ethics Official
ruinous phenotype
lfo
Dunedain cowboy
Trust If Aryan
Ass Sunstein
VonNeumannMorgenstern
N904PD
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809009&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49503998) |
Date: December 11th, 2025 9:30 AM Author: bossy range candlestick maker
Whokebe
MASE
cucumbers
Idk that's mostly it
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809009&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49501511) |
Date: December 11th, 2025 9:34 AM Author: Copper parlour milk
disco fries
cowgod
CSLG
RSF
TT
NSAM
Rage Problems
screenman
MPA
nude gamer/nude litigator
and many more
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809009&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49501519) |
Date: December 11th, 2025 9:53 AM Author: cheese-eating stage preventive strike
Hey Charlie Brown, you’re a fucking pathetic sexpat AARP faggot and we remember how you shitmodded all those threads that did not violate LOTL but were mean to your fellow pedo pal spaceporn.
You’re going to pay for all of it, that’s a promise.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809009&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49501546) |
Date: December 11th, 2025 10:43 AM Author: Ivory boltzmann
edited: up to 104, give me some more
edit: fuck it, we're doing 64, but please keep nominating posters who need to be on the list
I've got to 104[edited] posters based off of posts above, me looking around the last few days, and last year's MPM. Please add whoever posted a lot this year who I forgot. We got to over 64 so we will go back to the normal format of 64 posters and start a couple of days earlier. I'm relaxing the no-pumo rule very slightly for immediately recognizable megapoasting pumos
whok
cucumbers
disco fries
cowgod
CSLG
RSF
TT
NSAM
Rage Problems
screenman
MPA
ricky
gay grandpa
gunnerattt
boom
mainlining
captttain falcon
biglaw lives matter
HAtp
OYT
longwangpoontang
fulano
richard clock
epah
spaceporn
emilio
jcm
evan
zurich
FLW
consuela
scholarship + alts
lsd
tsinah
doodikoff
Johnsmeyer
animeboi
TBF
sealclubber
Nippon Professional Baseball
lex
jafar
Judas Jones
Paralegal Mohammed
TDNW
Juan Eighty
butt cheeks
DGB pumo
all comma pumo
SA pumo
Candy Ride
obeezy
we are definitely claiming fraud
WLMAS quotemo
lib quotemo = literally WLMAS = dumb nigger tp
fizzkid
hegemon
boner police
bloodacre
luis
david poaster wallace
texas book suppasatory
nutella
biglaw associate asking if link is sfw at 11pm
walt white of our generatkon (walt jr.)
goy superstar
kirby
chandler
kenny
chilmata
consuela
kirbymo
my dog
Hang Kikelensky NOW
Paralegal Six Nine
pepito
🧐
Pumonymous
psycho karen
prestigefaggot
aktp
Game of "
petrodollar pumo
MIG
peeface
Salivary Stoned
Nazca Redlines
Fyre festival founder
No Paye No Gain
hung stud
Rampart
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
emperor CRISPR
you’re the puppet
Louis Poasteur
Ozzie Canseco
rickpanama
ActualLawyer
Diamond Dallas Trump
Kike Parker
Roblox
Brewsters Billions
benzo
Hyman
freddie
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809009&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49501649) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:34 AM Author: Massive kitty cat
david poaster wallace
texas book suppasatory
nutella
biglaw associate asking if link is sfw at 11pm
walt white of our generatkon (walt jr.)
goy superstar
nyuug
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809009&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49501781) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:37 AM Author: Massive kitty cat
definitely recall all of these poasting at least once this year incl. biglaw lives matter.
chandler
kenny
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809009&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49501784) |
Date: December 12th, 2025 1:43 AM Author: Flesh Aggressive Trailer Park Volcanic Crater
rickpanama
ActualLawyer
Diamon Dallas Trump
Kike Parker
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809009&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49503764) |
Date: December 12th, 2025 7:40 AM Author: Ivory boltzmann
We’re over 100. We will do a contest of 64 starting on about December 19.
I will do a thread to get input on final inclusions and seedings.
Final inclusions will be based purely on poasting VOLUME in 2025 because it is *MEGA*poaster Madness, so some beloved poasters who didn’t post much in 2025 will be left out and some shitheads who poasted a lot will be included (except nyuug, because he sucks, so fuck him). I was a pumo this year so I have been around plenty.
Top seedings will be based on who I think might win to prevent big players knocking each other out early, this is hard but I’ll do my best.
Next couple of days tell me anyone else I mistakenly left off the list.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809009&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49503933)
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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:55 AM Author: Passionate fishy theater stage
*ctrl-f ruinous phenotype*
0/0
classic
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809009&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49504004) |
Date: December 12th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: crusty irradiated parlor pisswyrm
lfo
Dunedain cowboy
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809009&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49504013) |
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