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Why didn't GI Joe have the same "staying power" as Transformers?

Both had really cool box art, both made by Hasbro, both had ...
mahogany faggotry point
  03/27/26
Because libs didn't want kids thinking guns and the military...
Confused bearded kitchen
  03/27/26
https://www.reddit.com/r/gijoe/comments/1ptweyd/just_read_th...
Confused bearded kitchen
  03/27/26
Cr
Floppy zippy factory reset button volcanic crater
  03/27/26
The GI Joe movies were fucking awesome you Jewish lib
Floppy zippy factory reset button volcanic crater
  03/27/26
they were lame as fuck man. Fight me.
mahogany faggotry point
  03/27/26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnOT4MxnzIM
Floppy zippy factory reset button volcanic crater
  03/27/26
Michael Bay wasn't into Joe
Azure school cafeteria stock car
  03/27/26
Cold War ended
Nubile native yarmulke
  03/27/26
You had Shia LaBeouf who is a charming goof, a heartwarming ...
Boyish Generalized Bond
  03/27/26
Will be interesting when drones begin policing and harassing...
snowy office
  03/27/26
I wonder what happened around 1999 where people in the 2000s...
Burgundy cracking clown faggot firefighter
  03/27/26
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mahogany faggotry point
  03/28/26


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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: mahogany faggotry point

Both had really cool box art, both made by Hasbro, both had extensive "libraries" of figures and add ons, and both had really popular TV series and animated films. Both had some really really cool characters.

But the Transformers modern movies are a billion dollar franchise, while the GI Joe attempts are lol.

Why is this?

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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: Confused bearded kitchen

Because libs didn't want kids thinking guns and the military were cool even though they shot faggy lasers rhat wasn't enough for libs. Actually in the early 90s they made new GI Joes that fought pollution (White Business Men dumping toxic waste) https://www.yojoe.com/action/subteams/ecowarriorsjoe.shtml

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fqllahe4xzy8g1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D3072%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3De9eccd660d9fd6844507dd92a1fe9250dcbf8956

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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Confused bearded kitchen

https://www.reddit.com/r/gijoe/comments/1ptweyd/just_read_the_original_marvel_issues_with_the/nvk8l4f/

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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Floppy zippy factory reset button volcanic crater

Cr

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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Floppy zippy factory reset button volcanic crater

The GI Joe movies were fucking awesome you Jewish lib

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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: mahogany faggotry point

they were lame as fuck man. Fight me.

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Date: March 27th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Floppy zippy factory reset button volcanic crater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnOT4MxnzIM

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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Azure school cafeteria stock car

Michael Bay wasn't into Joe

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Date: March 27th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: Nubile native yarmulke

Cold War ended

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Date: March 27th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: Boyish Generalized Bond

You had Shia LaBeouf who is a charming goof, a heartwarming story of a boy and his first car, and a hot chick who inexplicably wants to fuck him. GI Joe is the Rock and Channing Tatum making shitty jokes to each other.



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Date: March 27th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: snowy office

Will be interesting when drones begin policing and harassing and killing normal people in daily life. The Transformers may go the way of GI Joe at that point

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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: Burgundy cracking clown faggot firefighter

I wonder what happened around 1999 where people in the 2000s didn't want their 9 year old boys playing with action figures with machine guns?

Also, as far as movies go, Transformers are cool and cinematic.

Isn't GI Joe essentially just a kids war movie? You're losing 90% of your audience straight away because they'd rather watch Saving Private Ryan

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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: mahogany faggotry point



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