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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
pale hateful school
  04/12/16
Go back to India
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I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really...
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
passionate goyim
  04/12/16
legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
pale hateful school
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arri...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
Amethyst well-lubricated dopamine heaven
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
pale hateful school
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well whtever it is, its 180
Amethyst well-lubricated dopamine heaven
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
pale hateful school
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lol, cr clarification
Amethyst well-lubricated dopamine heaven
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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lol at this detail: fitted new era backwards hat, Tight f...
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compliments on this moniker
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Fuck Roberto
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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180
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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180 Cr lmao
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, i...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast
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A billion Thank you for this!
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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this was my favorite part
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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No black brunch was epic IRL flame
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: pale hateful school

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Meetinghouse Trump Supporter

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Cobalt legal warrant

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: Laughsome lilac lettuce university



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Slimy flatulent state

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Hilarious misunderstood friendly grandma nursing home



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Deep Theatre



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Laughsome lilac lettuce university

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: passionate goyim

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Supple parlour deer antler

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: Magical brunch

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: pale hateful school

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Exhilarant coral corner macaca

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: pale hateful school



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Hilarious misunderstood friendly grandma nursing home



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: big-titted market



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: pale hateful school



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant coral corner macaca



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: pale hateful school

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: slate property pozpig



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: bronze impressive incel



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: Mustard maniacal shitlib



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: awkward generalized bond native



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: khaki spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Meetinghouse Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: insecure talking volcanic crater gay wizard

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Razzmatazz vengeful feces institution

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Tan 180 masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Razzmatazz vengeful feces institution

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Aggressive Chapel

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: learning disabled multi-colored crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Exhilarant coral corner macaca

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Naked Base Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Massive Boltzmann Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Amethyst well-lubricated dopamine heaven

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Carmine Provocative Giraffe

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: metal salmon office pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: exciting sable lodge

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: wonderful locus turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Thriller indian lodge marketing idea

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: slate property pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: charismatic coldplay fan coffee pot

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: rose sweet tailpipe

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: vigorous geriatric set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Amethyst well-lubricated dopamine heaven

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Thriller indian lodge marketing idea

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Amethyst well-lubricated dopamine heaven

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: pale hateful school

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Amethyst well-lubricated dopamine heaven

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: pale hateful school

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Amethyst well-lubricated dopamine heaven

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: pale hateful school

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: pale hateful school

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: exciting sable lodge

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: twisted blue candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: exciting sable lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Thriller indian lodge marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: racy juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: hyperactive alcoholic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: galvanic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: stirring principal's office

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: sinister business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: pale hateful school

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: rebellious azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Razzle maroon point

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: pale hateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Razzle maroon point

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: pale hateful school

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: twisted blue candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Meetinghouse Trump Supporter

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: twisted blue candlestick maker

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Hilarious misunderstood friendly grandma nursing home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Sienna motley area wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Odious Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Garnet contagious fat ankles church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Odious Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Self-centered Ruby School Cafeteria Psychic

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: pale hateful school

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: medicated abusive field

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Self-centered Ruby School Cafeteria Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: medicated abusive field

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: orange ceo

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: big-titted market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: pale hateful school

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: medicated abusive field

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: indigo rehab

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant coral corner macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: rebellious azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: pale hateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Supple parlour deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: Fragrant splenetic liquid oxygen cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: vigorous geriatric set

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Irate Beta Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Copper Hairy Legs Tanning Salon

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Diverse whorehouse ape

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: arousing voyeur associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: pale hateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: galvanic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: smoky useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: awkward generalized bond native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Bright Embarrassed To The Bone Piazza Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Concupiscible Garrison Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Naked Base Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Diverse whorehouse ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: pale hateful school

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: smoky useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: frozen step-uncle's house

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: pale hateful school

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: pale hateful school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: pale hateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: costumed ticket booth weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Bright Embarrassed To The Bone Piazza Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: exciting sable lodge

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: indigo rehab

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: talented sapphire stage headpube

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: costumed ticket booth weed whacker

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Carmine Provocative Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Aggressive Chapel

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: crystalline french chef

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Amethyst well-lubricated dopamine heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: glassy low-t telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Iridescent unhinged brethren kitchen

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: exciting sable lodge

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: pale hateful school

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: Supple parlour deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: insecure talking volcanic crater gay wizard

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: pale hateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Yellow circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: trip spruce mediation

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Amethyst well-lubricated dopamine heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: navy stimulating old irish cottage

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Yellow circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Carmine Provocative Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: glittery sandwich black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: glittery sandwich black woman

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Fragrant splenetic liquid oxygen cuckold

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant coral corner macaca

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Thriller indian lodge marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: Sickened People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: twisted blue candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Carmine Provocative Giraffe

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Irate Beta Shrine

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: crystalline french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Bright Embarrassed To The Bone Piazza Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Garnet contagious fat ankles church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: Yellow circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Bright Embarrassed To The Bone Piazza Love Of Her Life

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: metal salmon office pocket flask

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Dull Hospital Famous Landscape Painting

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Wine church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: effete partner

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Bright Embarrassed To The Bone Piazza Love Of Her Life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Chartreuse Histrionic Pit Main People

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: violent gas station boiling water

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Carmine Provocative Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Thriller indian lodge marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Floppy Center Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: at-the-ready hell degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: at-the-ready hell degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Exhilarant coral corner macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Diverse whorehouse ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: trip spruce mediation

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: pale hateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling seedy address depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Sienna motley area wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Garnet contagious fat ankles church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: lavender aromatic queen of the night

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Aggressive Chapel

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: cerebral hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: cerebral hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Supple parlour deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Thriller indian lodge marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Meetinghouse Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Charcoal lay persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: pale hateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: pale hateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Thriller indian lodge marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: mauve new version

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: mauve new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Comical dog poop

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: mauve new version

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: mauve new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: crystalline french chef

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: mauve new version

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: crystalline french chef

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Deep Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: rambunctious violet ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: Appetizing Son Of Senegal Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: khaki spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: autistic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: learning disabled multi-colored crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: khaki spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: fantasy-prone irradiated public bath athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Mint Vivacious Station Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Supple parlour deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Shaky Adventurous Elastic Band

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: mauve new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Meetinghouse Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Meetinghouse Trump Supporter

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: twisted blue candlestick maker

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: titillating place of business locale

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: bronze impressive incel

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: mauve new version

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: mauve new version

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: bronze impressive incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: hairless ivory ladyboy

never forget:(

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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Odious Indirect Expression

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Odious Indirect Expression

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: soul-stirring jet-lagged yarmulke

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
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My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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