Date: September 21st, 2024 2:18 AM
Author: electric location cuckold
[Scene: Evan39 is tied up in a wheelchair, with Mainlining (as Francis Dolarhyde) pacing around him. Mainlining is showing metaphorical images of his "great becoming" on a screen—snapshots of high LSAT scores, BigLaw success, and a world beyond the mundane grocery store existence. Mainlining flicks a lighter, the flame casting ominous shadows.]
Mainlining: [Gesturing towards the screen] "Do you see now, Evan? Do you see what’s possible?"
Evan39: [Squinting at the screen, rolling his eyes] "What? Some fancy LSAT scores and dudes in suits? Yeah, I see that every day at work, right before they ask me where the organic hummus is."
Mainlining: [Impatiently] "You’re still not getting it. This is about more than groceries and your daily gripes about $eattle. You are privy to a great becoming, and all you can focus on is frozen peas? Look closer. Do you see it?"
[Mainlining flips through more images, one showing a BigLaw partner vacationing on a yacht, another with someone holding a “180” LSAT score.]
Evan39: [Deadpan] "Yeah, I see it alright. Looks a lot like LinkedIn posts from people I unfollowed."
[Mainlining, growing frustrated, flicks the lighter and sets the back of Evan39’s wheelchair on fire.]
Mainlining: "If you won’t see with your eyes, then maybe you’ll understand… as you burn."
[Flames spread, and Evan39 frantically struggles.]
Evan39: "How date you! What is wrong with you?! This your idea of a motivational seminar? You’ve totally lost it!"
Mainlining: [Calmly, as the fire intensifies] "One day, you will thank me, Evan. But for now… burn."
[The flames engulf Evan39, but the wheelchair suddenly breaks free, rolling towards the street. Evan39, now fully ablaze, flies out of Mainlining’s grasp.]
Evan39: [Screaming as he rolls downhill] "HDY! HDY! Someone stop me! I’m not part of this 'great becoming'!"
[The wheelchair speeds down the street, onlookers shocked and confused as a flaming Evan39 rolls past them. At the bottom of the hill, he crashes into a stack of empty Amazon Prime boxes, which collapse onto him in a chaotic mess.]
Evan39: [Groaning from the wreckage] "Sure, bud, sure. I’ll definitely 'thank' you for this… once I stop smoldering."
[Mainlining watches from afar, a twisted smile on his face, as Evan39 lies in a heap of burnt cardboard.]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599080&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#48116049)