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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
ruddy meetinghouse mood
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
motley disgusting boltzmann
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Fragrant feces
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Umber Den Cuck
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
gold unholy property idiot
  08/30/25
...
aromatic disrespectful fortuitous meteor
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Elite Selfie Digit Ratio
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Passionate institution gay wizard
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
ruddy meetinghouse mood
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Passionate institution gay wizard
  08/31/25
...
flickering buck-toothed yarmulke prole
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Fragrant feces
  08/31/25
delusional take
flickering buck-toothed yarmulke prole
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Fragrant feces
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Lime Casino
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Fragrant feces
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Alcoholic Immigrant
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Fragrant feces
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
ruddy meetinghouse mood
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Fragrant feces
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
ruddy meetinghouse mood
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Alcoholic Immigrant
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Fragrant feces
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Fragrant feces
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Fragrant feces
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Alcoholic Immigrant
  09/05/25
...
Fragrant feces
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Drab Death Wish
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Alcoholic Immigrant
  09/05/25
...
Fragrant feces
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Fragrant feces
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Alcoholic Immigrant
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
ruddy meetinghouse mood
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
bull headed mad-dog skullcap
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Fragrant feces
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
bull headed mad-dog skullcap
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Fragrant feces
  09/05/25
Kenny
Alcoholic Immigrant
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
ruddy meetinghouse mood
  09/06/25
...
stimulating haunting keepsake machete
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Fragrant feces
  09/06/25
...
stimulating haunting keepsake machete
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
ruddy meetinghouse mood
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Fragrant feces
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Boyish drunken native haunted graveyard
  09/07/25
Explain
ruddy meetinghouse mood
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Shimmering abnormal crackhouse ratface
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
ruddy meetinghouse mood
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Fragrant feces
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
ruddy meetinghouse mood
  09/07/25
...
Lime Casino
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Fragrant feces
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Fragrant feces
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Fragrant feces
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Fragrant feces
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Fragrant feces
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Fragrant feces
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: ruddy meetinghouse mood

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: motley disgusting boltzmann

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Fragrant feces

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Umber Den Cuck

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: gold unholy property idiot

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Elite Selfie Digit Ratio

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Passionate institution gay wizard

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: ruddy meetinghouse mood

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Passionate institution gay wizard

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: flickering buck-toothed yarmulke prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Fragrant feces

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: flickering buck-toothed yarmulke prole

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Fragrant feces

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Lime Casino

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Fragrant feces

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Alcoholic Immigrant

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Fragrant feces

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: ruddy meetinghouse mood

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Fragrant feces

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: ruddy meetinghouse mood

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic Immigrant

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Fragrant feces

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Fragrant feces

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Fragrant feces

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Alcoholic Immigrant

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Fragrant feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Drab Death Wish

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic Immigrant

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Fragrant feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Fragrant feces

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Alcoholic Immigrant

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: ruddy meetinghouse mood

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: bull headed mad-dog skullcap

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Fragrant feces

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: bull headed mad-dog skullcap

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Fragrant feces

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Alcoholic Immigrant

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: ruddy meetinghouse mood

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: stimulating haunting keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Fragrant feces

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: stimulating haunting keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: ruddy meetinghouse mood

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Fragrant feces

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Boyish drunken native haunted graveyard

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: ruddy meetinghouse mood

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Shimmering abnormal crackhouse ratface

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: ruddy meetinghouse mood

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Fragrant feces

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: ruddy meetinghouse mood

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Lime Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Fragrant feces

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Fragrant feces

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Fragrant feces

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Fragrant feces

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Fragrant feces

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Fragrant feces

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49599047)