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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Hairraiser primrose doctorate karate
  11/29/25
Women are 180
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but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
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Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
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irradiated henna multi-billionaire
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
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Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
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  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Dark Jet-lagged Hunting Ground
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Cerise Lay Fanboi
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Lake french associate hall
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
lime shitlib friendly grandma
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
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Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
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what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
coral bateful senate
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No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
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Dark Jet-lagged Hunting Ground
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wasnt this movie written by AI?
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https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
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I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
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I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
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lol, not flame
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  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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Approved
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Is this XO approved?
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It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Hairraiser primrose doctorate karate

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: translucent trip area reading party

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: irradiated henna multi-billionaire



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: translucent trip area reading party



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: odious mother



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: translucent trip area reading party



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: vivacious salmon box office

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Hairraiser primrose doctorate karate

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: irradiated henna multi-billionaire



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Dark Jet-lagged Hunting Ground

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser primrose doctorate karate

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Dark Jet-lagged Hunting Ground

jesus talk about a crime against women

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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Cerise Lay Fanboi

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Lake french associate hall

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: lime shitlib friendly grandma

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Hairraiser primrose doctorate karate

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Fragrant university old irish cottage

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: coral bateful senate

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Fragrant university old irish cottage

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Dark Jet-lagged Hunting Ground



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: cracking geriatric location place of business

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: vivacious salmon box office

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: idiotic doobsian native

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: vivacious salmon box office

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: wonderful jade party of the first part



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Garnet Clown

lol, not flame

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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: electric scarlet circlehead theater

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle striped hyena gay wizard

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Hyperventilating curious laser beams double fault



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: misunderstood half-breed

Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: irradiated henna multi-billionaire

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Hairraiser primrose doctorate karate

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49490766)