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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Aphrodisiac silver karate dragon
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
appetizing lemon cumskin den
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
at-the-ready mauve stage
  12/12/25
...
charismatic voyeur
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Federal motley theater stage
  12/12/25
easy
ultramarine goal in life
  12/12/25
lol ok man
charismatic voyeur
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
Cowardly Theater
  12/12/25
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vivacious ticket booth
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
jade toaster
  12/12/25
...
Bespoke brunch
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
swashbuckling menage selfie
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Grizzly Sadistic Native Idiot
  12/12/25
...
appetizing lemon cumskin den
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Aphrodisiac silver karate dragon
  12/12/25
...
irate adventurous house sex offender
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Titillating bright gay wizard
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
hilarious stirring foreskin
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
jade toaster
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
black floppy indian lodge
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
unhinged gaped dopamine
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
jade toaster
  12/12/25
tp.
black floppy indian lodge
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
haunting nursing home coffee pot
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
unhinged gaped dopamine
  12/12/25
who is that
haunting nursing home coffee pot
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
Cowardly Theater
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
Cowardly Theater
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
slap-happy business firm affirmative action
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
soul-stirring zombie-like public bath jewess
  12/12/25
cr
charismatic voyeur
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Federal motley theater stage
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
abusive glittery mood
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
at-the-ready mauve stage
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
abusive glittery mood
  12/12/25
...
charismatic voyeur
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
odious hyperventilating hunting ground
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Salmon Zippy Deer Antler Dysfunction
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
lavender space
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac silver karate dragon

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: appetizing lemon cumskin den

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: at-the-ready mauve stage

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: charismatic voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Federal motley theater stage

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: ultramarine goal in life

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: charismatic voyeur

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Cowardly Theater

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: vivacious ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: jade toaster

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bespoke brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling menage selfie

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Grizzly Sadistic Native Idiot

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: appetizing lemon cumskin den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac silver karate dragon

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: irate adventurous house sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Titillating bright gay wizard

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: hilarious stirring foreskin

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: jade toaster

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: black floppy indian lodge

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: unhinged gaped dopamine

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: jade toaster

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: black floppy indian lodge

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: haunting nursing home coffee pot

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: unhinged gaped dopamine

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: haunting nursing home coffee pot

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Cowardly Theater

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Cowardly Theater

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: slap-happy business firm affirmative action

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring zombie-like public bath jewess

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: charismatic voyeur

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Federal motley theater stage

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: abusive glittery mood

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready mauve stage

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: abusive glittery mood

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: charismatic voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: odious hyperventilating hunting ground

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Salmon Zippy Deer Antler Dysfunction

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: lavender space

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49506164)