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THE MEN WHO CRAVE ‘DAY-OLD’ PUSSY

Say what you will about Napoleon Bonaparte, but he was an OG...
umber rigor yarmulke
  01/03/26
i am vomit
Swashbuckling turquoise house
  01/03/26
Summertime is probably when pussy is at its most fragrant, w...
umber rigor yarmulke
  01/03/26
how TF is this real and not parody?
Motley Sanctuary
  01/03/26
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umber rigor yarmulke
  01/03/26
“I myself had a man who frequently begged me to come o...
Rambunctious Theatre Trust Fund
  01/03/26
Sweaty gym pussy gobbler tp
umber rigor yarmulke
  01/04/26
"It's not just women benefiting from this trend. We als...
Cruel-hearted Stag Film
  01/04/26


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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: umber rigor yarmulke

Say what you will about Napoleon Bonaparte, but he was an OG wife guy. By all accounts, he was madly in love with his wife, Josephine. Apparently he loved her more than she loved him, so much so, in fact, that he carried a picture of her everywhere he went, kissing it every hour on the hour. There wasn’t a thing about her that he didn’t adore — including her extra-ripe, unwashed French pussy.

While in the throes of battle, Napoleon would send numerous adoring letters to his beloved, the most infamous (and arguably the most romantic) also being the briefest. It read simply, “I will return in three days. Don’t wash!” I just imagine her blushing as those eight words washed over her, pulling her pantalones back on, keeping things fragrant for her hungry hubby. Not to mention, as a guy with a famously small dick, it’s admirable that Napoleon knew he had to excel at oral. Eating pussy would never be his Waterloo.

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/the-men-who-crave-day-old-pussy

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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling turquoise house

i am vomit

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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: umber rigor yarmulke

Summertime is probably when pussy is at its most fragrant, which is what led James, a 41-year-old in Phoenix, to get on board. “Everyone is bound to have a touch of swamp ass in the summer. I noticed when me and a date would be out on the town and sweaty, and then hook up, it would be much more arousing, as opposed to going to her place when she’s freshly showered and perfumed up,” he tells me. “Freshly showered pussy is just boring.”

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Date: January 3rd, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: Motley Sanctuary

how TF is this real and not parody?

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Date: January 3rd, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: umber rigor yarmulke



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Rambunctious Theatre Trust Fund

“I myself had a man who frequently begged me to come over straight from a workout so he could gobble up my sweaty gym pussy.”

wtf doobs

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Date: January 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: umber rigor yarmulke

Sweaty gym pussy gobbler tp

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Date: January 4th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Stag Film

"It's not just women benefiting from this trend. We also interviewed a Manhattan gentleman who would plop down his gym bag in the hallway, only to hear his boyfriend call out 'don't wash your dick'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816895&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49561279)