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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
insanely creepy mewling yarmulke spot
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
excitant boistinker
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
excitant boistinker
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
fighting carnelian generalized bond bbw
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
excitant boistinker
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
fighting carnelian generalized bond bbw
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
excitant boistinker
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
insanely creepy mewling yarmulke spot
  01/05/26
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insanely creepy mewling yarmulke spot
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
excitant boistinker
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
insanely creepy mewling yarmulke spot
  01/06/26
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Bright New Version
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
excitant boistinker
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Zippy arrogant love of her life
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Henna lay
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
drab concupiscible cuckoldry
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
excitant boistinker
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Cobalt den
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
excitant boistinker
  01/06/26
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Lilac jewess resort
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
drab concupiscible cuckoldry
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
excitant boistinker
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Cobalt den
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
excitant boistinker
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Cobalt den
  01/06/26
Lmao
insanely creepy mewling yarmulke spot
  01/06/26
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vigorous khaki mexican kitty
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Nofapping big hell
  01/06/26
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy mewling yarmulke spot

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: excitant boistinker

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: excitant boistinker

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: fighting carnelian generalized bond bbw

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: excitant boistinker

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: fighting carnelian generalized bond bbw

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: excitant boistinker

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: insanely creepy mewling yarmulke spot

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: insanely creepy mewling yarmulke spot



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: excitant boistinker

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy mewling yarmulke spot

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Bright New Version



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: excitant boistinker

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Zippy arrogant love of her life

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Henna lay

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: drab concupiscible cuckoldry

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: excitant boistinker

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Cobalt den

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: excitant boistinker

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Lilac jewess resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: drab concupiscible cuckoldry

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: excitant boistinker

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Cobalt den

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: excitant boistinker

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Cobalt den

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: insanely creepy mewling yarmulke spot

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: vigorous khaki mexican kitty



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Nofapping big hell

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: fighting carnelian generalized bond bbw



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