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Should I join ICE?

Either as an attorney or LEO rounding up illegals?
Rose deer antler
  01/16/26
$50k bonus very tempting. Not sure it’s worth the risk...
Cracking Black Set Sweet Tailpipe
  01/16/26
Pussy
Tripping Cocky State
  01/16/26
Lmao “very tempting!” The balding lawyer 40 year...
bull headed faggotry wagecucks
  01/16/26
The ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) physical fitne...
azure flatulent trust fund sound barrier
  01/16/26
...
Rose deer antler
  01/16/26
They won't hire for field ops if you're over 37
chartreuse hairless death wish cruise ship
  01/16/26
WASHINGTON — U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secr...
azure flatulent trust fund sound barrier
  01/16/26
!!!
silver forum
  01/16/26
A 220 yard "sprint" in 47 seconds? That's a leisur...
Plum Jew
  01/16/26
HSI doesn't do deportations. That's ERO and they have a diff...
Passionate Nibblets
  01/16/26
Doing it is one thing. Getting a chill $150k gig that thousa...
bull headed faggotry wagecucks
  01/16/26
pretty sure failing the psychological exam is a prereq for t...
supple shrine
  01/16/26
I’m 6’2” 190 pounds 12% body fat Norwood 2...
Cracking Black Set Sweet Tailpipe
  01/16/26
The $50k is paid over 5 years 🤣🤣🤣
Cordovan box office
  01/16/26
Yes but you will be fired in three years and then criminally...
Provocative kink-friendly depressive
  01/16/26
This is just a libtard wank fantasy. President Vance will ha...
Tripping Cocky State
  01/16/26
Men's convictions in the face of such uncertainty is what fo...
silver forum
  01/16/26
Why would Vance allow that to happen?
aqua elite piazza telephone
  01/16/26
Vance will be one of the defendants
Provocative kink-friendly depressive
  01/16/26
for what? as an elected POTUS wouldn't he have a favorable ...
aqua elite piazza telephone
  01/16/26
not even your base is voting for him. they’re too raci...
Provocative kink-friendly depressive
  01/16/26
Jeb! lost because he sucks and got gaped by Trump. no even ...
aqua elite piazza telephone
  01/16/26
Worse than fired
Cordovan box office
  01/16/26
In your dreams. ICE agents are heroes.
claret pisswyrm
  01/16/26
Do you have the courage to shoot moms in the face on the fli...
indecent flesh hall old irish cottage
  01/16/26
trying to murder someone with your car in order to protect a...
aqua elite piazza telephone
  01/16/26
a dyke whose kids were taken away by a family court judge as...
brass parlour persian
  01/16/26
you'd get to meet tons of feisty wine moms, and kill people....
Laughsome charcoal rehab
  01/16/26
A lot of us here are thinking about it. Any feasible exit fo...
Misanthropic institution gaping
  01/16/26
If you have credentials and put your time in and don't die y...
silver forum
  01/16/26
Shld I join to cop the 50k bonus then run away?
nudist love of her life faggot firefighter
  01/16/26
sure
Lime Property
  01/16/26
If you return to America, then you should definitely get bet...
Plum Jew
  01/16/26
It's paid over five years. You could run away in 2031 I gues...
Cordovan box office
  01/16/26
If you do, let us know . There’s a bunch of posters we...
Coiffed station philosopher-king
  01/16/26
OP did you even join ICE?
Cordovan box office
  01/16/26


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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Rose deer antler

Either as an attorney or LEO rounding up illegals?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593550)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Cracking Black Set Sweet Tailpipe

$50k bonus very tempting. Not sure it’s worth the risk of the next administration rounding up and executing everyone in ICE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593565)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Tripping Cocky State

Pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593567)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: bull headed faggotry wagecucks

Lmao “very tempting!” The balding lawyer 40 year old who hasn’t run a mile since middle school and will fail the psychological exam immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593576)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: azure flatulent trust fund sound barrier

The ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) physical fitness test for HSI Special Agents involves four timed events: 32 sit-ups (1 min), 220-yard sprint (47.73 sec), 22 push-ups (1 min), and a 1.5-mile run (14:25 min)

I'm pretty sure Disco Fries could pass that. I guess maybe the pushups would be a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593579)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Rose deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593585)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: chartreuse hairless death wish cruise ship

They won't hire for field ops if you're over 37

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593609)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: azure flatulent trust fund sound barrier

WASHINGTON — U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem today announced U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will waive age limits for new applicants so even more patriots will qualify to join ICE in its mission to arrest murderers, pedophiles, gang members, rapists, and other criminal illegal aliens from America’s streets.

biglaw lives matter is already out there in uniform. join him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593610)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: silver forum

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593616)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Plum Jew

A 220 yard "sprint" in 47 seconds? That's a leisurely jog lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593968)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Passionate Nibblets

HSI doesn't do deportations. That's ERO and they have a different hiring process/standard I think.

HSI is DHS' version of the FBI that focuses on crimes like smuggling, drugs, human trafficking, counterfeiting, terrorism and the like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593974)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: bull headed faggotry wagecucks

Doing it is one thing. Getting a chill $150k gig that thousands are applying for is another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49594995)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: supple shrine

pretty sure failing the psychological exam is a prereq for this job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593595)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: Cracking Black Set Sweet Tailpipe

I’m 6’2” 190 pounds 12% body fat Norwood 2 7” soft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593678)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Cordovan box office

The $50k is paid over 5 years 🤣🤣🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593988)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: Provocative kink-friendly depressive

Yes but you will be fired in three years and then criminally prosecuted in a Nuremberg-style trial. A small price to pay to help Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593571)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Tripping Cocky State

This is just a libtard wank fantasy. President Vance will handsomely reward loyal federal agents who fought bravely to remigrate illegal scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593583)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: silver forum

Men's convictions in the face of such uncertainty is what forges history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593618)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: aqua elite piazza telephone

Why would Vance allow that to happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593632)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Provocative kink-friendly depressive

Vance will be one of the defendants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593809)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: aqua elite piazza telephone

for what? as an elected POTUS wouldn't he have a favorable DOJ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593840)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Provocative kink-friendly depressive

not even your base is voting for him. they’re too racist. did you forget about Jeb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593854)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: aqua elite piazza telephone

Jeb! lost because he sucks and got gaped by Trump. no even knew or cared that he married his beaner cleaning lady. it could be vance, rubio, or maybe someone else will rise up. who really knows? unlike Dems, We actually have free and fair primary elections where the voters get to decide. Dems have long since abandoned that idea. It's likely though that Vance will get Trump's endorsement which means he'll win the primary and general easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593960)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Cordovan box office

Worse than fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593990)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: claret pisswyrm

In your dreams. ICE agents are heroes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49594029)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: indecent flesh hall old irish cottage

Do you have the courage to shoot moms in the face on the flimsiest of pretenses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593572)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: aqua elite piazza telephone

trying to murder someone with your car in order to protect a convicted rapist in this country illegally is a "flimsy pretense"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593628)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: brass parlour persian

a dyke whose kids were taken away by a family court judge as a woman lmao is not a "mom"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49594040)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Laughsome charcoal rehab

you'd get to meet tons of feisty wine moms, and kill people. Whats not to like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593608)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Misanthropic institution gaping

A lot of us here are thinking about it. Any feasible exit for a high IQ bro into something like Palantir afterward?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593631)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: silver forum

If you have credentials and put your time in and don't die you should get nice position in the regime assuming the communists don't take over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593636)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: nudist love of her life faggot firefighter

Shld I join to cop the 50k bonus then run away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593851)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Lime Property

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593967)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Plum Jew

If you return to America, then you should definitely get better acquainted with ICE officers and facilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593984)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Cordovan box office

It's paid over five years. You could run away in 2031 I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49593994)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Coiffed station philosopher-king

If you do, let us know . There’s a bunch of posters we need arrested and deported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49594034)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Cordovan box office

OP did you even join ICE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49594047)