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Would you rather be CSLG's kid or SP's kid?

the downside is SP will rape you, but the upside is your par...
Slap-happy stirring orchestra pit national security agency
  01/22/26
c) EPAH's kid haha j/k
Grizzly Skinny Woman Gas Station
  01/22/26
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Slap-happy stirring orchestra pit national security agency
  01/22/26
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Cordovan church
  01/22/26
the constant squanching in the playroom would be a fly in th...
Vibrant self-absorbed psychic people who are hurt
  01/22/26
"would you rather be an abused asian child of this inse...
Stimulating French Chef Plaza
  01/22/26
Fucked for life, sure but w SP you're also fucked in the pla...
Brass outnumbered stage turdskin
  01/22/26
but children of divorce have statistically worse outcomes. b...
Slap-happy stirring orchestra pit national security agency
  01/22/26
i doubt very much that children of divorce have statisticall...
mustard crusty rehab
  01/22/26
well thats where ur wrong
Slap-happy stirring orchestra pit national security agency
  01/22/26
source?
mustard crusty rehab
  01/22/26
academia
Slap-happy stirring orchestra pit national security agency
  01/22/26
(dickinson alumnus)
mustard crusty rehab
  01/22/26
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Slap-happy stirring orchestra pit national security agency
  01/22/26
would rather be raped than listen to my mom forced to eat so...
Stimulating French Chef Plaza
  01/22/26
There’s a chance that CSLG’s kid can reject his ...
seedy kitty
  01/22/26
cslg's chink son is 100% going to become a twink faggot. His...
poppy useless jew
  01/22/26
99 percent likely, but there’s some hope!
seedy kitty
  01/22/26
Well the difference is that while he may deserve all the int...
Blue Indirect Expression
  01/22/26
Yeah i dont think SP actually rapes his kid either but hes s...
Slap-happy stirring orchestra pit national security agency
  01/22/26
i bet no one here literally thinks sp molests his son, inclu...
mustard crusty rehab
  01/22/26
He absolutely rapes that poor boy.
poppy useless jew
  01/22/26
titcr but im trying to generate some evidence in my upcoming...
mustard crusty rehab
  01/22/26
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Slap-happy stirring orchestra pit national security agency
  01/22/26
CSLG’s kid. Both are azn iirc. If spaceporn’s ki...
Marvelous Idiot
  01/23/26


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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:15 AM
Author: Slap-happy stirring orchestra pit national security agency

the downside is SP will rape you, but the upside is your parents aren't divorced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608427)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Grizzly Skinny Woman Gas Station

c) EPAH's kid

haha j/k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608430)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Slap-happy stirring orchestra pit national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608432)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Cordovan church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608489)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Vibrant self-absorbed psychic people who are hurt

the constant squanching in the playroom would be a fly in the ointment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608433)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Stimulating French Chef Plaza

"would you rather be an abused asian child of this insecure psychopath or that one?"

does it really matter? you are fucked for life. i would prob choose sp though tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608449)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Brass outnumbered stage turdskin

Fucked for life, sure but w SP you're also fucked in the playroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608452)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Slap-happy stirring orchestra pit national security agency

but children of divorce have statistically worse outcomes. being molested gets you a lot of victim points and cool sexual fetishes later in life whereas having prole divorced parents just seems to guarantee drug and legal issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608463)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: mustard crusty rehab

i doubt very much that children of divorce have statistically worse outcomes than victims of sex abuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608559)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Slap-happy stirring orchestra pit national security agency

well thats where ur wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608577)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: mustard crusty rehab

source?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608671)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Slap-happy stirring orchestra pit national security agency

academia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608691)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: mustard crusty rehab

(dickinson alumnus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608694)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Slap-happy stirring orchestra pit national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608695)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Stimulating French Chef Plaza

would rather be raped than listen to my mom forced to eat some chola hooker snatch in the room next door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608552)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: seedy kitty

There’s a chance that CSLG’s kid can reject his father’s lifestyle and find happiness as a yoga teacher in the Maldives or something.

There’s a chance that Spaceporn’s kid can overcome his proleness to find material success.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608639)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: poppy useless jew

cslg's chink son is 100% going to become a twink faggot. His daughter will probably get blacked. We all know SP Jr. is going to become a homo with depraved proclivities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608643)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: seedy kitty

99 percent likely, but there’s some hope!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608747)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Blue Indirect Expression

Well the difference is that while he may deserve all the internet hate and forcememes, spaceporn probably didn't actually rape his kid IRL and is just a loon. CSLG actually is divorced and fucking a 20something in front of his kids, though. Team Hot Dog on this one all the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608696)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Slap-happy stirring orchestra pit national security agency

Yeah i dont think SP actually rapes his kid either but hes such a weird dork and makes all those threads its hard not to mock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608698)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: mustard crusty rehab

i bet no one here literally thinks sp molests his son, including the other credulous schizos. people have told him this for years, yet he's incapable of "taking a joke", he refuses to be "regulated."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608708)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: poppy useless jew

He absolutely rapes that poor boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608711)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: mustard crusty rehab

titcr but im trying to generate some evidence in my upcoming defamation suit that my poasts weren't asserted for truth and you're blowing it for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608717)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: Slap-happy stirring orchestra pit national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49608750)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Marvelous Idiot

CSLG’s kid. Both are azn iirc. If spaceporn’s kid were 6’4 and not bald yet then maybe spaceporns kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49611146)