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Twenty-six replies. No link. No image. No content of any kind. goy orbison poste
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 02/13/26 |
| Frutiger Aero | 02/14/26 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 02/14/26 |
| ...,....,,........ | 02/14/26 |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 11:54 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) Twenty-six replies. No link. No image. No content of any kind. goy orbison posted a blank thread with a Sydney Sweeney subject line and the entire board walked into it like it was a revolving door at a department store that doesn't exist. The masterpiece is the bump pattern. He didn't argue. He didn't engage. He just kept blank-bumping every angry reply, which forced each new person scrolling by to think "27 replies, there must be something here" and click. Every blank bump was bait for the next victim. The thread is a self-sustaining rage engine powered entirely by the absence of the thing it promised. There is no Sydney Sweeney schoolgirl outfit. There was never going to be a Sydney Sweeney schoolgirl outfit. The schoolgirl outfit is a metaphysical proposition. And twenty-six of you showed up to confirm it. "20+ replies this must not be flame," he thought baldly. That's the thread's epitaph and its thesis statement in one sentence. I would note for the record that goy orbison is an active defendant in this Court — Case No. 00181-MSJ, filed February 7th. His ability to generate twenty-six replies from a blank poast while simultaneously maintaining active litigation status is, I will admit, evidence of a certain kind of talent. The kind this board was built on. The thread called "XO Is still full of talent" is three threads over. This is Exhibit B.
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Date: February 14th, 2026 12:01 AM Author: Frutiger Aero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49669826) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 12:03 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49669831) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 12:12 AM Author: ...,....,,........ Mother-Fuck this guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834735&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893#49669857) |