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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
Sienna parlor feces
  08/21/26
THE COURT: How do you plead? DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor...
Lemon Curious Spot
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Jet-lagged Volcanic Crater
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"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"
flirting razzle death wish
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Razzle-dazzle Rehab Boiling Water
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let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial...
adventurous sweet tailpipe
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Glittery Bull Headed Senate
  08/21/26
sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
chrome faggotry school
  08/21/26
Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
beady-eyed indian lodge
  08/21/26
damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.
Olive Address
  08/21/26
i was thinking kids in the hall. http://www.youtube.com/...
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Sienna parlor feces

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/

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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Lemon Curious Spot

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Volcanic Crater



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: flirting razzle death wish

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Rehab Boiling Water



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: adventurous sweet tailpipe

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Glittery Bull Headed Senate



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: chrome faggotry school

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed indian lodge

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Olive Address

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: adventurous sweet tailpipe

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

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