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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
dashing crackhouse liquid oxygen
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THE COURT: How do you plead? DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor...
walnut haunting generalized bond
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Light death wish menage
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"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"
blathering ultramarine quadroon
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outnumbered round eye
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let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial...
exhilarant sneaky criminal
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Soul-stirring theater juggernaut
  08/21/26
sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
Very tactful dysfunction
  08/21/26
Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
Glittery Gaped Parlour Gaping
  08/21/26
damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.
Demanding Trailer Park
  08/21/26
i was thinking kids in the hall. http://www.youtube.com/...
exhilarant sneaky criminal
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: dashing crackhouse liquid oxygen

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/

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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: walnut haunting generalized bond

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Light death wish menage



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: blathering ultramarine quadroon

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: outnumbered round eye



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: exhilarant sneaky criminal

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring theater juggernaut



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Very tactful dysfunction

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Glittery Gaped Parlour Gaping

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Demanding Trailer Park

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: exhilarant sneaky criminal

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

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