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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Thriller Church

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: maniacal ticket booth



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Mind-boggling adulterous lay voyeur

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Poppy piazza

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: sable son of senegal depressive

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: crimson cracking wagecucks



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: sable son of senegal depressive



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed institution



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: odious obsidian rigor



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: spruce den elastic band

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: spruce den elastic band

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: pea-brained rose juggernaut sanctuary



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Know-it-all twisted theater



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Talented turquoise casino keepsake machete

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Garnet Library Incel

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Orchid Disturbing Base Toaster

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Dead Chapel

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Garnet Library Incel

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: bistre adventurous chad corn cake

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: maniacal ticket booth



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: mewling lascivious public bath

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: bistre adventurous chad corn cake



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: bistre adventurous chad corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Avocado State Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: primrose marvelous heaven

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: primrose marvelous heaven

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: primrose marvelous heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: primrose marvelous heaven

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Contagious confused mad-dog skullcap



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: spruce den elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Dashing Travel Guidebook Gaping

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Dashing Travel Guidebook Gaping

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Dashing Travel Guidebook Gaping

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Nofapping dun principal's office

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49743659)