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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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o it's clear brother.
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things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: massive sinister private investor double fault

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Maroon shrine ceo



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: diverse hilarious heaven marketing idea

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Soggy Weed Whacker

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Mint toaster

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: hairraiser lavender range



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Mint toaster



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: free-loading field crotch



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: magenta exhilarant theater



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Buff Rehab People Who Are Hurt

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Buff Rehab People Who Are Hurt

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Yapping depressive shitlib



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Soul-stirring puce toilet seat



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Floppy brunch

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: vibrant police squad locale

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Provocative Organic Girlfriend Internal Respiration

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: brilliant principal's office

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: vibrant police squad locale

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling jew abode

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Maroon shrine ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Carmine lodge

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling jew abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling jew abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: electric crackhouse corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible preventive strike striped hyena

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Concupiscible preventive strike striped hyena

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible preventive strike striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible preventive strike striped hyena

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal trip pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Buff Rehab People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: slate deer antler

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: slate deer antler

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: slate deer antler

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed harsh giraffe house

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Lascivious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49743659)