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Han Solo is a general and also dgaf
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Date: March 10th, 2026 6:31 PM Author: Comical Puce Double Fault This makes no sense imo. Nor does a general personally leading a landing party and wearing a Vest instead of rebel attire. He should’ve beeen a Commander or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844081&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49732878) |
Date: March 10th, 2026 6:32 PM Author: glittery effete pocket flask resort Brevet promotion, don’t you read Civil War stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844081&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49732891) |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 6:36 PM Author: Flickering silver forum jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844081&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49732918) |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 6:39 PM Author: Comical Puce Double Fault That’s how I try to headcanon it but come on. And how much time passed since the the battle of Yavin…. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844081&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49732929) |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 6:43 PM Author: glittery effete pocket flask resort With Alderaan destroyed, I assume Leia as the sole survivor had the power to do whatever she wanted so she hooked her boyfriend up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844081&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49732942) |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 6:45 PM Author: Comical Puce Double Fault She had no hard power imo. Whatever army or resources she could’ve contributed was vaporized imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844081&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49732954) |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 6:47 PM Author: glittery effete pocket flask resort Well, not to get into Current Events, but in this scenario she’s like the son of the Shah so the exiles or whatever accept her Rule. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844081&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49732972) |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 7:05 PM Author: Comical Puce Double Fault Was Jimmy Smits necessarily the leader of anything outside of his own planet? Imo rebellions don’t have lines of succession. If Oliver Cromwell got killed then that would be it. The torch wouldn’t pass to Richard Cromwell imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844081&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49733063) |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 7:10 PM Author: glittery effete pocket flask resort The torch did pass to Richard Cromwell though, theoretically he could have kept it if he didn’t Bomb.
And how long did the “Republic” rule after ROTJ before whatever machinations started the new evil whatever?
Regardless, I don’t accept anything after 1983 as canon, which is my right as a Gen Xer. |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 7:16 PM Author: Comical Puce Double Fault I meant like at the beginning of the rebellion before he became a Despot but I digress.
The ST if fake as hell, PT story exists broadly. One Wan practically summarizes it in ROTJ iirc |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 6:38 PM Author: Flickering silver forum jewess also he was gonna abandoned the rebels in ep 4 and again in ep 5. the guy is always checked out yet hes a general? gtfo.
he did rescue luke and is always there when you need him most! |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 6:43 PM Author: Comical Puce Double Fault Yeah he just left echo base after they paid him and got frozen then woke up a general (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844081&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49732941) |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 7:04 PM Author: Flickering silver forum jewess he's a cinematic Ascended Scumbag for Losers to idolize imo. luke kissing leia was for Losers to feel like they might ace OCI. ultimately clique is immutable and luke winds up a incel wizard but Losers still think that's a "win." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844081&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49733060) |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 7:06 PM Author: Comical Puce Double Fault yeah ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844081&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49733067) |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 7:11 PM Author: glittery effete pocket flask resort The prequels failed cause there was no Scumbag like Han. Everyone was boring and Losery. The world is still like 75% Scumbag and they want someone to relate to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844081&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49733078) |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 7:23 PM Author: Comical Puce Double Fault Star Wars is Scummy as hell. Most Eisley is filthy. The guy at the cantina who doesn’t like Luke is realistic af. No one would like him. He’s too Losery. My first time actually paying attention to SW was in the n64 game where you play as a Scumbag bounty hunter. You fight IG88 in a Scummy junkyard. Prequels felt way too sanitized. If you just add a little bit of Scum everything gets realistic af. But I mean if you have cgi Yoda having council meetings wouldn’t that just drown out the Scum? Way to is Scummy imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844081&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49733098) |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 7:27 PM Author: glittery effete pocket flask resort The crazy thing is I think whoever did 7-9 tried to make it “gritty” at first but couldn’t commit. The first scene of Force Awakens is great, you see Stormtroopers on the ground in the muck and getting killed, doing mop-up duty and such. But they had to make it gay and weird to check boxes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844081&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49733105) |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 11:01 PM Author: Comical Puce Double Fault haven't seen it since it came out but everything that's shot on Film looks like a video game cutscene (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844081&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49733659) |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: shimmering garrison mood Yeah guys, that's totally the most unrealistic thing about Star Wars. Not the magic swords with unlimited energy, not the space wizards that wield them, but yeah, Han Solo getting an undeserved promotion while fighting with a losing rebellion - that's what really crossed the line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844081&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49733092) |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 7:21 PM Author: Sinister piazza patrolman As a Liberal I prefer Star Trek (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844081&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49733094) |