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There’s a polymarket for whether Jesus returns this year

This market will resolve to "Yes" if The Second Co...
Carnelian racy dopamine queen of the night
  11/18/25
almost $2 million in volume this year
Carnelian racy dopamine queen of the night
  11/18/25
can someone explain the thought process of a person who beli...
Erotic Locale Keepsake Machete
  11/18/25
people really believe this stuff man we’ve been try...
Carnelian racy dopamine queen of the night
  11/18/25
Dispensationalists and Christian Zionists (the politicians w...
violet big international law enforcement agency station
  11/18/25
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honey-headed tanning salon
  11/18/25
https://x.com/polymarket/status/2019041469643022444?s=46
Carnelian racy dopamine queen of the night
  02/04/26
What’s crazy is that the price of Yes is basically dri...
vengeful plum mother knife
  02/04/26
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Carnelian racy dopamine queen of the night
  02/04/26
“risk free” what if he returns though?
Carnelian racy dopamine queen of the night
  02/04/26
I said “like” risk free. The coupon is your eter...
vengeful plum mother knife
  02/04/26
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vengeful plum mother knife
  02/04/26
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fart nigger
  02/18/26
Not quite risk free because Polymarket is not FDIC insured. ...
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  02/18/26
All time high https://x.com/spencerhakimian/status/202396...
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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Carnelian racy dopamine queen of the night

This market will resolve to "Yes" if The Second Coming of Jesus Christ occurs by December 31, 2025, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No".

The resolution source for this market will be a consensus of credible sources.

2025 market:

https://polymarket.com/event/will-jesus-christ-return-in-2025?tid=1763503635796

2026 market:

https://polymarket.com/event/will-jesus-christ-return-before-2027

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49441597)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Carnelian racy dopamine queen of the night

almost $2 million in volume this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49441598)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Erotic Locale Keepsake Machete

can someone explain the thought process of a person who believes in this enough to put real money on it BUT presumably expects to benefit from a correct wager? is it just jews hedging the market?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49441626)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Carnelian racy dopamine queen of the night

people really believe this stuff man

we’ve been trying to tell you guys for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49441645)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: violet big international law enforcement agency station

Dispensationalists and Christian Zionists (the politicians who kiss the wall and take AIPAC money) who follow the Darby and Scofield Bible stuff about God still owing stuff to the modern state of Israel believe there’s going to be some kind of predicable occurrence in which Jesus comes back and Jews run the world. It’s insane heresy but this is what is in control of the USA right now. It’s why Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham chimp out about Nick Fuentes. A lot of people don’t understand what’s even going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49441670)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: honey-headed tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49442607)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Carnelian racy dopamine queen of the night

https://x.com/polymarket/status/2019041469643022444?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49645982)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: vengeful plum mother knife

What’s crazy is that the price of Yes is basically driven by real interest rates, so it’s logical for it to be a positive number and not zero. A No contract is like a risk free bond.

Put another way, as the Fed lowers interest rates, the probability of Jesus’ return will increase. If the feds raise interest rates, the probability that Jesus will return goes down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49646005)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Carnelian racy dopamine queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49646012)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Carnelian racy dopamine queen of the night

“risk free”

what if he returns though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49646013)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: vengeful plum mother knife

I said “like” risk free. The coupon is your eternal soul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49646017)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 1:22 PM
Author: vengeful plum mother knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49646454)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: fart nigger (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49678383)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


Not quite risk free because Polymarket is not FDIC insured. But I had the same thought when I heard about this market. Has someone actually plotted the data and shown that it tracks changes to the Federal Funds Rate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49678995)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


All time high

https://x.com/spencerhakimian/status/2023965594307940582?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49678360)