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Post ITT and I will assign you a wife from Bard College's women soccer roster

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Sick Lay
  01/07/22
Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.
soul-stirring space
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Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys s...
Sick Lay
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I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I...
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Comical wine stag film
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Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be fai...
Sick Lay
  01/07/22
180
Comical wine stag film
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definitely does anal
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Maybe best in thread
yellow charismatic main people
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tantric turdskin lettuce
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Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA...
Sick Lay
  01/07/22
I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $
tantric turdskin lettuce
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I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my law...
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Slate learning disabled preventive strike
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Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the...
Sick Lay
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LMAO 180
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avocado library
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lol pwned
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Flirting azure school cafeteria
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hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about
Slate learning disabled preventive strike
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impressive Adams Apple
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lol
yellow charismatic main people
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RIP, Doctor.
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Give me a dark haired qween Never mind I claimed her fro...
avocado library
  01/07/22
Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deep...
Sick Lay
  01/07/22
No no no no no I disavow I want this one https://bard...
avocado library
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ungh, LI guidette
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Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread
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From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She...
Sick Lay
  01/07/22
any relation to bob saccamano?
avocado library
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She's had a distinguished collegiate career: 2021: Sage s...
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Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed....
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Chad dad
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Waleska is from Guayacil. She came to the US on the soccer s...
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Adventurous burgundy stage
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hhnngghh
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Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?
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180 billion
titillating mewling stage
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i want her
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Best in thread
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Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is goi...
Sick Lay
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need James Joyce jr in here asap
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Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the F...
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irl lol
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A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammat...
Sick Lay
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Im done here
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not the toilet wrecker?
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Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens
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literal lol
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The first thing Emma asks you is if you are a Steelers fan. ...
Sick Lay
  01/07/22
FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor
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In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.
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The first thing Chrissy says is "Thank God youre white!...
Sick Lay
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Chrissy's dad, a NYPD cop who retired at 45 with a full pens...
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Sick Lay
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2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's ...
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Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 l...
Sick Lay
  01/07/22
quarter gook?
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Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tel...
Sick Lay
  01/07/22
so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's s...
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Racy Startled Kitty Cat
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Sick Lay
  01/07/22
unnghhhh
Racy Startled Kitty Cat
  01/07/22
180
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The first thing you notice about Kylie is the nose piercing....
Sick Lay
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I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and ...
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Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blow...
Sick Lay
  01/07/22
1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox childre...
heady athletic conference bawdyhouse
  01/07/22
you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above)....
avocado library
  01/07/22
An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this. Yo...
Sick Lay
  01/07/22
I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke ...
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It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives ...
avocado library
  01/08/22
wonder how long her pubic hair is?
Floppy Toilet Seat
  01/07/22
Every one of these women has 10x my T levels
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  01/07/22
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Sick Lay
  01/07/22
That's a 50yo man with hippie hair
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"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.
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Sick Lay
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Hon hon
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Maggie is an absolute dynamo in the sack. Shes only had 3 pa...
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High school: Bush.
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18000 thread
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Holy fuck scroe
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*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early...
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Fuck
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I just want someone Asian.
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Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris...
Sick Lay
  01/07/22
She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concer...
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  01/07/22
Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team
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  01/07/22
Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly https://bardath...
Sick Lay
  01/07/22
I'm done here
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  01/07/22
great thread
Beta bat-shit-crazy skinny woman
  01/07/22
https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire...
Sick Lay
  01/07/22
jfc 180
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sienna big sanctuary
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Lol
yellow charismatic main people
  01/07/22
Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ou...
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Floppy Toilet Seat
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Sick Lay
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180
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  01/09/22
God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making i...
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Beta bat-shit-crazy skinny woman
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Imagine all the Bard law teens crawling over this bort loook...
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  01/07/22
BEST IN SHOW
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  01/07/22
give me your hottest azn plz
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Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members o...
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  01/07/22
barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?
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this is such a 180 thread
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  01/07/22
Meherin insists on you first meeting with her father and bro...
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  01/07/22
LOL
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pwnmed
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Brunette plz
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yellow charismatic main people
  01/09/22
Want!
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Where's my fucking wife
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cntrol+ f "edit", phrase not found. great!
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: Sick Lay



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: soul-stirring space

Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: Sick Lay

Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys snowmobiling. She wants to homeschool kids

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/charlotte-sckaal/5443

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744477)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: soul-stirring space

I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I can see us living in a double wide trailer.

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:14 AM
Author: Comical wine stag film



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:15 AM
Author: Sick Lay

Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be faithful if you give her sex 5x per week

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sam-finn/5442

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744480)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Comical wine stag film

180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: titillating mewling stage

definitely does anal

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: cerebral cuck personal credit line



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: yellow charismatic main people

Maybe best in thread

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: tantric turdskin lettuce



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:18 AM
Author: Sick Lay

Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA. She grew up going to Disneyland after high school.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-peet/5428

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:25 AM
Author: tantric turdskin lettuce

I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: chartreuse vivacious stock car

I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my lawyer's chin

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: avocado library



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: titillating mewling stage



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: tantric turdskin lettuce

mods

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: pale fragrant theater filthpig



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse potus



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: multi-colored area



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Sick Lay

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/rylee-barber/5420

Rylee is an island girl, a Mormon, and believe it or not a virgin. She wants a large family and really wants you to consider joining the church

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Slate learning disabled preventive strike



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:33 AM
Author: Sick Lay

Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the college's NARAL chapter

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/gillian-randall/5430

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Slate learning disabled preventive strike

LMAO 180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Glittery hateful orchestra pit affirmative action



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: avocado library



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Sable hyperactive garrison ladyboy

lol pwned

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Flirting azure school cafeteria



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: Slate learning disabled preventive strike

hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about

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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: titillating mewling stage

impressive Adams Apple

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: mentally impaired emerald regret forum



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: yellow charismatic main people

lol

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: seedy lime electric furnace national security agency

RIP, Doctor.

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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: Slate learning disabled preventive strike



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: avocado library

Give me a dark haired qween

Never mind I claimed her from the waivers

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744500)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Sick Lay

Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deeply impacted by BLM. She wants a just world. She will madly adore you and if you live close to her family, weekend cookouts are 180. Her father Jospeh always has a cold beer waiting for you and calls out, "Get my son a plate!"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/mae-redmond/5431

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744502)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: avocado library

No no no no no I disavow

I want this one

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744503)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: chartreuse vivacious stock car

ungh, LI guidette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744525)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: avocado library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744550)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring space

Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744689)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:37 AM
Author: Adventurous burgundy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744507)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Sick Lay

From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She doesnt see kids in her future for some time, but her family owns 400 acres back home, and her dad is hoping you can tame his daughter and will give you a ranch

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sage-saccomanno/5433

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744509)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: avocado library

any relation to bob saccamano?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744514)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: chartreuse vivacious stock car

She's had a distinguished collegiate career:

2021: Sage suffered a season-ending injury during preseason training ... Liberty League All-Academic.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744530)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: Adventurous burgundy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744531)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Maniacal meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744512)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Sick Lay

Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-tilley/5435

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744518)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Maniacal meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744521)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Adventurous burgundy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744529)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: titillating mewling stage

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: pale fragrant theater filthpig

Chad dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745354)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Razzle institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744519)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Sick Lay

Waleska is from Guayacil. She came to the US on the soccer scholarship and is disgusted by american girls. On your first meeting, she dishes non-stop on how masculine and crazy her teammates are, calling them "lesbians" and "feminists". She is eager to cook for you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/waleska-brito/5441

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744527)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: Adventurous burgundy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744532)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:44 AM
Author: Razzle institution

hhnngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744537)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Flirting azure school cafeteria

Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744574)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Floppy Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745911)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745919)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Beta bat-shit-crazy skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745929)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: diverse shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744577)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: titillating mewling stage

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744614)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:21 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse potus

i want her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745898)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: yellow charismatic main people

Best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43748618)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: gaped mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744544)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:50 AM
Author: Sick Lay

Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is going to be a problem. Her dad works in finance and you will probably be offered a job and salary commensurate with his daughter's lifestyle

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/seymone-rosenberg/5438

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744549)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Racy Startled Kitty Cat

need James Joyce jr in here asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: titillating mewling stage

Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the Fuijan Province to rice farmers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744620)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: soul-stirring space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744690)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:24 AM
Author: Demanding cobalt temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744814)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Floppy Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745914)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745915)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Beta bat-shit-crazy skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745916)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 1:25 AM
Author: supple philosopher-king lodge

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43748871)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:52 AM
Author: diverse shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744553)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:54 AM
Author: Sick Lay

A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammates for stinking up the team bus with her gas. She's playful when drunk and currently has a suspended license

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abigail-stanley/5439

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744557)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:56 AM
Author: diverse shitlib

Im done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744565)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: Maniacal meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744578)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: titillating mewling stage

not the toilet wrecker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744612)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: citrine nowag spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744615)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: soul-stirring space

Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744691)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: cerebral cuck personal credit line

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2019_34/1474486/patrick-renna-sandlot-today-main-190822.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43746874)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: seedy lime electric furnace national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43748617)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Rose embarrassed to the bone ticket booth

literal lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43757032)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: laughsome senate organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744581)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:03 AM
Author: Sick Lay

The first thing Emma asks you is if you are a Steelers fan. She is high-energy, flirty, and has a bright smile. "I bet you have a lot of stories," she says coyly. "Tell me."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-lapenta/5427

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744589)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: titillating mewling stage

FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744611)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:59 AM
Author: sapphire mind-boggling hall

In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744728)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:06 AM
Author: titillating mewling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744598)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: Sick Lay

The first thing Chrissy says is "Thank God youre white! Is that racist of me?" She follows Bard's social codes very closely, but feels stifled. She loves that youre older and appears a little clingy

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/chrissy-gildersleeve/5425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744622)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: titillating mewling stage

Chrissy's dad, a NYPD cop who retired at 45 with a full pension, slaps you on the shoulder when he meets you. Tells you to have fun with his daugter but to avoid going out in Kingston, as the "Kamala Diversity Mob" has made it "into a jungle for animals."

Her mom, a 2nd grade teacher for Duchess County Public Schools, gives you a tight lipped grin. She will not say it, but after the parade of Darnell's, Jose's, and Manuel's her daughter brought in during HS, she is silently hopeful that Chrissy's finally turned the corner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744641)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:22 AM
Author: Sick Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744650)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: Shimmering deranged reading party

2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's opening game.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

2019: Chrissy played and started in five games her freshman year ... recorded one shot on goal in 437 minutes of action.

I don't get it. Do they do this to humiliate them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744674)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: adulterous stead ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43748621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: citrine nowag spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744617)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:14 AM
Author: Sick Lay

Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 lbs. During your first meeting, she describes her passion for gymnastics, talks trash about Simone Biles and the US team, and tells you she is "like super super flexible"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abby-frazier/5424

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744630)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: titillating mewling stage

quarter gook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744644)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:23 AM
Author: Sick Lay

Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tells you. You google it and its the name of a river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744652)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: titillating mewling stage

so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's sober?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744735)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:36 AM
Author: Racy Startled Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744678)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Sick Lay

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/senowa-leverentz/5444

Senowa is 17, having skipped 6th grade. She heard Abby described as the best first year player and was furious. She asks you if you would attend the HS graduation back at Minneapolis with her so she can watch friends graduate. She will wear a USWNT mask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744710)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:25 AM
Author: Racy Startled Kitty Cat

unnghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744822)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Floppy Toilet Seat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745924)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: sapphire mind-boggling hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744744)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: Sick Lay

The first thing you notice about Kylie is the nose piercing. She's quiet, she posts on IG a lot. She dreams of being a professional athlete, though you don't see it happening. She has an uncle you may have heard of, named Brady.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/kylie-quinn/5429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744747)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: sapphire mind-boggling hall

I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and say, "With a face like yours, you can't afford the flab, babe." It's tough love, but she knows I'm looking out for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744758)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:21 PM
Author: Rose embarrassed to the bone ticket booth

She’s got some varicose vein action or something going on there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43757053)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: heady athletic conference bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744752)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Sick Lay

Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blowjob during your first meeting. She doesn't talk much after that, but you hear another girl ask her if she has told "Anthony" about the arranged marriage.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744759)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: heady athletic conference bawdyhouse

1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox children to carry on my name!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744770)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: avocado library

you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above). you have to assign him a new one oe he can have the one that you allege i have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745194)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Sick Lay

An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this.

You can negotiate a trade if the other poster is willing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745409)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: heady athletic conference bawdyhouse

I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke up with Anthony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745440)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: avocado library

It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives you once a month missionary

ljl have fun cuck enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43749718)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: Floppy Toilet Seat

wonder how long her pubic hair is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745953)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Puce overrated casino

Every one of these women has 10x my T levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744786)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:28 AM
Author: Sick Lay

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/katherine-ritter/5432

Katherine is 6'1" and self-conscious about this. It's pushed her into a lot of feminist attitude and grrl power politics. When you meet her parents, however, you realize she comes from a very different background, and her sister confides in you, "Katherine just really wants a man to boss her around."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744838)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Puce overrated casino

That's a 50yo man with hippie hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43744956)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Sick Lay

"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745438)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: mentally impaired emerald regret forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745839)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Floppy Toilet Seat

she'll have to stand up straight before she can learn to kneel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745932)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: internet-worthy twinkling shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745189)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: Sick Lay

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-kuntz/5426

She pronounces it kuntz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745316)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: internet-worthy twinkling shrine

Hon hon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745373)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Razzmatazz really tough guy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745364)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: Sick Lay

Maggie is an absolute dynamo in the sack. Shes only had 3 partners, but grew up watching porn and is down for everything. Highly into social media. She is called "Wolfie" on campus and you sense there is a story there bigger than her name.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/margaret-wolff/5437

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745377)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz really tough guy corner

Ungh. Gotta love it. A mousey girl cursed with living up to her last name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745400)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: sapphire mind-boggling hall

High school: Bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43747101)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: sienna big sanctuary

18000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745367)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: sapphire mind-boggling hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745370)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Sick Lay

Maddy is from the FL keys and is very laid back. She smokes weed daily and is barefoot when you meet her. She tells you, "I know this arranged marriage thing is awkward, so we can take it slow. Its cool if you want to date other girls. I dont really want to date anyone else, but lets just be honest about whatever."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/madeline-chilton/5421

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745393)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: sienna big sanctuary

Holy fuck scroe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745806)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Floppy Toilet Seat

*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early morning light, as the sun's rays streak in revealing the pockmarks and sundamage already too visibly evident*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745906)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: sienna big sanctuary

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745917)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed home pocket flask

I just want someone Asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745403)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Sick Lay

Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris Murphy last year (D. Con) and really liked DC. She asks how you feel about crepes, whether you like them. You ask "Crepes?" and she just nods.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emilia-vella/5436

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745427)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed home pocket flask

She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concerned for her career in professional sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745468)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: chartreuse vivacious stock car

Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745483)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: mentally impaired emerald regret forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745816)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: Sick Lay

Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/haley-andrews/5440

Im sorry Captttain. We are looking into what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745882)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: mentally impaired emerald regret forum

I'm done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745935)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:13 PM
Author: Beta bat-shit-crazy skinny woman

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745845)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: Sick Lay

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-dickson/5422

Claire is very business-like and immediately speaks to you about using a hyphenated last name. "I guess Ill always be a Dickson," she says.

She pulls a document out of a backpack and you see dozens of bullet-points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745892)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Beta bat-shit-crazy skinny woman

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745903)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: sienna big sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745960)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: yellow charismatic main people

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43748613)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Kitchen Background Story

Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ouchie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745868)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Sick Lay

Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "Ill show you them all later," she says. She can't quite believe you dont have any. "Not even a piercing?" she says, uncrossing her legs.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/felicia-flores/5423

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745908)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:19 PM
Author: Floppy Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Sick Lay

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/allie-sahargun/5434

Allie is one of only 17 members of Bard's "Young Life" Christian students club. She attends non-denominational church off campus and misses the west coast. "The ocean makes me feel alive," she confesses. She's excited to bring you to California and tells you privately that her father is the most prestigious member of their golf and tennis club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745944)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Rose embarrassed to the bone ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43757079)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse potus

God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making it to MSM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745902)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Beta bat-shit-crazy skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745921)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: sienna big sanctuary

Imagine all the Bard law teens crawling over this bort loookkg for their dream middle aged lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745958)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: supple philosopher-king lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43759006)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Metal Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48409476)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48409492)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:58 PM
Author: Comical wine stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43747150)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 12:00 AM
Author: talented filthy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43748717)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:56 PM
Author: Brilliant International Law Enforcement Agency Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43756643)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Submissive Mauve Fat Ankles Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745913)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: Sick Lay

The team snap chat was so enthused about these marriages that an alumna contacted us. She's no longer with the program, but hopes you would still consider her.

Val is disenchanted with online dating and the dating scene in general. She wants to be someone's wife and a stay at home mom. She's hoping for boys and would start them on martial arts at a young age

"Do I pass?" she says, turning a circle in front of you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/val-thomson/3568



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43745975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: Passionate house-broken trailer park

BEST IN SHOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43746095)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 6:47 PM
Author: Sick Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43747570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: Dark Exciting Tanning Salon

give me your hottest azn plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43746886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: Sick Lay

Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members of other teams have jockeyed to be matched with poasters.

Ryan is a Chem major who made Deans List four years running. She hails from the islands and feels very far from home on the mainland, surrounded by Anglo culture. She's eager to improve her Japanese

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-volleyball/roster/ryan-lum/5494

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43746938)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Dark Exciting Tanning Salon

barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43746967)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: Vengeful Fortuitous Meteor

this is such a 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43746893)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: Sick Lay

Meherin insists on you first meeting with her father and brothers in Dhaka, a beautiful city of 21 million

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-squash/roster/meherin-hossain/5598

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43746957)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:30 PM
Author: Vengeful Fortuitous Meteor

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43746975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: sienna big sanctuary

pwnmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43747108)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: Cracking Crusty Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43747303)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: dashing center halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43747683)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: seedy lime electric furnace national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43748603)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: yellow charismatic main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43748605)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: well-lubricated trip generalized bond

Historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43748634)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Sick Lay

Ty

I created this moniker 1/1 and was happy to start the year strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#44018021)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: Copper bearded step-uncle's house

Brunette plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43748684)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: Saffron blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43749713)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: yellow charismatic main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43756577)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: Rose embarrassed to the bone ticket booth

Want!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43757002)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: yellow charismatic main people

Where's my fucking wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43774720)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: Sick Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#44856238)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: Dark Exciting Tanning Salon

cntrol+ f "edit", phrase not found. great!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#44856503)



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Date: December 19th, 2022 1:37 PM
Author: Sick Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#45656304)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Passionate house-broken trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48409318)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Metal Double Fault

I'd like Chocolate Queen, plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48409477)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Sick Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49693767)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: Odious windowlicker people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49693770)