what stupid shit are bort jews doing for passover?
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM Author: Unhinged patrolman
here's a good one to trick god that xo will love.
when passover begins on a wednesday night, that means the first two days (wed night - fri night) are yom tov which means holy day they're like shabbat, which means they run directly into shabbat, so it's like 3 straight days of shabbat
ordinarily, we wouldnt be allowed to prepare food this friday afternoon to get ready for shabbat - because it's a holy day, and it's insulting to the holy day
so we have a fiction called an eruv tavshilin, which means today we take a hard boiled egg and a piece of matzah and hold it up and say a blessing on it and have in mind that this is the start of our cooking for shabbat and that we will eat it on shabbat.
this way, we can continue cooking on friday afternoon since we already started today by taking the hard boiled egg and matzah piece
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852425&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49786651) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM Author: silver corn cake french chef
Torah says only 1st and last night are treated like a Shabbat, the kike rabbis made up the extra days for halakha
the Oral Torah is of Samael level demonology the more i look into it and should never supercede TOrah, Im slowly becoming Karaite imo - Yoshke mightve been cr in the Synagogue of Satan being the perverters of the Oral Torah
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852425&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49786665)
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