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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
vigorous hospital
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Talking Genital Piercing International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
vigorous hospital
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Talking Genital Piercing International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/17/25
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crystalline meetinghouse personal credit line
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soul-stirring national mother
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Slap-happy puppy
  10/17/25
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vigorous hospital
  10/17/25
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sienna alcoholic faggotry native
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Insanely creepy locus dopamine
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Slap-happy puppy
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Slap-happy puppy
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
vigorous hospital
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
carmine thriller forum
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Doobsian Provocative Menage
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
indigo titillating sanctuary
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
vigorous hospital
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
indigo titillating sanctuary
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Appetizing burgundy elastic band party of the first part
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
indigo titillating sanctuary
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
vigorous hospital
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Lake filthy senate haunted graveyard
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Arousing autistic mental disorder
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
vigorous hospital
  10/17/25
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Passionate Chocolate Son Of Senegal
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Appetizing burgundy elastic band party of the first part
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
crystalline meetinghouse personal credit line
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Sepia Coldplay Fan Point
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vigorous hospital
  10/17/25
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Passionate Chocolate Son Of Senegal
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
crystalline meetinghouse personal credit line
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sienna alcoholic faggotry native
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salmon chapel telephone
  10/18/25
lol
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French learning disabled tattoo dilemma
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
laughsome cumskin rigor
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
vigorous hospital
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
laughsome cumskin rigor
  10/17/25
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vigorous hospital
  10/17/25
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soul-stirring national mother
  10/18/25
:(
coral factory reset button digit ratio
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Garnet Hyperactive Lodge
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
know-it-all hell people who are hurt
  10/18/25
...
Diverse unholy whorehouse water buffalo
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Insanely creepy locus dopamine
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
peach wonderful selfie ladyboy
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
curious hot theater stage therapy
  10/18/25
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Garnet Hyperactive Lodge
  10/18/25
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Slap-happy puppy
  10/18/25
no homo at all
vigorous hospital
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
peach wonderful selfie ladyboy
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Slap-happy puppy
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
hateful nursing home ape
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
territorial swashbuckling lettuce
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
vivacious dog poop black woman
  10/18/25
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carmine thriller forum
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
laughsome cumskin rigor
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vigorous hospital
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: vigorous hospital

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Talking Genital Piercing International Law Enforcement Agency

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: vigorous hospital

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Talking Genital Piercing International Law Enforcement Agency

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: crystalline meetinghouse personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring national mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Slap-happy puppy

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: vigorous hospital



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: sienna alcoholic faggotry native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus dopamine

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Slap-happy puppy

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Slap-happy puppy

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: vigorous hospital

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: carmine thriller forum

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Doobsian Provocative Menage

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: indigo titillating sanctuary

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: vigorous hospital

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: indigo titillating sanctuary

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Appetizing burgundy elastic band party of the first part

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: indigo titillating sanctuary

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: vigorous hospital

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Lake filthy senate haunted graveyard

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Arousing autistic mental disorder

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: vigorous hospital

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Passionate Chocolate Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Appetizing burgundy elastic band party of the first part

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: crystalline meetinghouse personal credit line

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Sepia Coldplay Fan Point

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: vigorous hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Passionate Chocolate Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: crystalline meetinghouse personal credit line

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: sienna alcoholic faggotry native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: salmon chapel telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Dark indian lodge french chef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: French learning disabled tattoo dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: laughsome cumskin rigor

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: vigorous hospital

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: laughsome cumskin rigor

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: vigorous hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring national mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: coral factory reset button digit ratio

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Garnet Hyperactive Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: know-it-all hell people who are hurt

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Diverse unholy whorehouse water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus dopamine

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: peach wonderful selfie ladyboy

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: curious hot theater stage therapy

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Garnet Hyperactive Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Slap-happy puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: vigorous hospital

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: peach wonderful selfie ladyboy

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Slap-happy puppy

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: hateful nursing home ape

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: territorial swashbuckling lettuce

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: vivacious dog poop black woman

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: carmine thriller forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: laughsome cumskin rigor

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: vigorous hospital



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