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Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM Author: Curious Crotch She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49361876) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: Coral idiotic knife step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49361881) |
Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: provocative state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49361880) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM Author: fluffy macaca shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49361884) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: Opaque field boooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49361890) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: Overrated Becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49361909) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: wine razzmatazz stage lol i like it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49361910) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Dashing Shaky Senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49364042) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: citrine motley hospital cuck that's a good joke. those people suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49361937) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: Curious Crotch You're invited next time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49361942) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Orange Stead Halford CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362005) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: Curious Crotch He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362032) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: startled church building coldplay fan That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362176) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: fluffy macaca shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362407) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: fuchsia laughsome ladyboy chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362010) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: razzle double fault school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362016) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Ruby cracking market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362036) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Self-centered Cyan Mental Disorder Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362009) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: honey-headed crusty haunted graveyard I guffawed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362039) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Ruby cracking market Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362040) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: fragrant newt kitchen It's a good joke. Get new friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362052) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: bespoke charcoal alpha cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362075) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: marvelous tripping institution (except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362122) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: wine razzmatazz stage they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362092) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Dashing Shaky Senate People who can't lol at dad jokes suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49364046) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: duck-like lodge potus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362128) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: Pale judgmental personal credit line "He's a microbiologist."
"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: painfully honest odious goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362175) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: startled church building coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362179) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Curious Crotch I don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362188) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: Grizzly codepig You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362185) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Curious Crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362189) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: Chrome misunderstood locus really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362205) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Dashing Shaky Senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49364045) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM Author: Ruby cracking market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49364053) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM Author: maroon heady electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49364099) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Indigo immigrant "More like Jones GAY!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49362190) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Coiffed laser beams office good joke i would've laughed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49364050) |