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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
ruby reading party
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Painfully honest pale home idiot
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
ruby reading party
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Painfully honest pale home idiot
  10/17/25
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concupiscible transparent crackhouse boltzmann
  10/17/25
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Exhilarant Site Son Of Senegal
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Gold slimy point
  10/17/25
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ruby reading party
  10/17/25
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Flushed Dog Poop Brethren
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Motley self-centered brunch juggernaut
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Gold slimy point
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Gold slimy point
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
ruby reading party
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Swollen galvanic place of business
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
white laser beams plaza
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Avocado step-uncle's house
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
ruby reading party
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Avocado step-uncle's house
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
racy jet-lagged center
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Avocado step-uncle's house
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
ruby reading party
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
gay arousing orchestra pit regret
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
fear-inspiring violent dingle berry
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
ruby reading party
  10/17/25
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ebony erotic institution
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
racy jet-lagged center
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
concupiscible transparent crackhouse boltzmann
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Bronze hospital nibblets
  10/17/25
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ruby reading party
  10/17/25
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ebony erotic institution
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
concupiscible transparent crackhouse boltzmann
  10/17/25
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Flushed Dog Poop Brethren
  10/17/25
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Indecent market organic girlfriend
  10/18/25
lol
Cerebral athletic conference
  10/18/25
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Self-absorbed hot doctorate
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Balding Turquoise Affirmative Action
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
ruby reading party
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Balding Turquoise Affirmative Action
  10/17/25
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ruby reading party
  10/17/25
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Exhilarant Site Son Of Senegal
  10/18/25
:(
glittery church building
  10/17/25
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maroon library
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Titillating haunted graveyard antidepressant drug
  10/18/25
...
Vigorous Yapping National Fat Ankles
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Motley self-centered brunch juggernaut
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Sadistic Range
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
comical trump supporter
  10/18/25
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maroon library
  10/18/25
...
Gold slimy point
  10/18/25
no homo at all
ruby reading party
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Sadistic Range
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Gold slimy point
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Aromatic public bath cuck
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Very tactful lodge
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Indigo Cuckold
  10/18/25
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Swollen galvanic place of business
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Balding Turquoise Affirmative Action
  10/18/25
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ruby reading party
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: ruby reading party

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Painfully honest pale home idiot

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: ruby reading party

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Painfully honest pale home idiot

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: concupiscible transparent crackhouse boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant Site Son Of Senegal



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Gold slimy point

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: ruby reading party



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Flushed Dog Poop Brethren



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Motley self-centered brunch juggernaut

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Gold slimy point

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Gold slimy point

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: ruby reading party

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Swollen galvanic place of business

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: white laser beams plaza

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Avocado step-uncle's house

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: ruby reading party

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Avocado step-uncle's house

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: racy jet-lagged center

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Avocado step-uncle's house

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: ruby reading party

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: gay arousing orchestra pit regret

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring violent dingle berry

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: ruby reading party

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: ebony erotic institution



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: racy jet-lagged center

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: concupiscible transparent crackhouse boltzmann

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Bronze hospital nibblets

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: ruby reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: ebony erotic institution



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: concupiscible transparent crackhouse boltzmann

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Flushed Dog Poop Brethren



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Indecent market organic girlfriend



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Cerebral athletic conference

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Self-absorbed hot doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Balding Turquoise Affirmative Action

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: ruby reading party

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Balding Turquoise Affirmative Action

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: ruby reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant Site Son Of Senegal



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: glittery church building

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: maroon library



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Titillating haunted graveyard antidepressant drug

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Vigorous Yapping National Fat Ankles



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Motley self-centered brunch juggernaut

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Sadistic Range

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: comical trump supporter

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: maroon library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Gold slimy point



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: ruby reading party

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Sadistic Range

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Gold slimy point

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Aromatic public bath cuck

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Very tactful lodge

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Indigo Cuckold

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Swollen galvanic place of business



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Balding Turquoise Affirmative Action

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: ruby reading party



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