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It's 11pm. You're walking out the doors of Davis Polk onto Lexington. Pop Smoke
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| amber rigor native | 01/11/22 |
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| amber rigor native | 01/11/22 |
| floppy jet shitlib abode | 01/11/22 |
| Razzmatazz mad cow disease | 01/11/22 |
| plum laughsome weed whacker | 01/11/22 |
| Mauve site | 03/07/23 |
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| Awkward Fat Ankles | 01/11/22 |
| plum laughsome weed whacker | 01/11/22 |
| Excitant house | 01/11/22 |
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| Demanding Faggot Firefighter | 01/11/22 |
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| Mauve site | 08/16/23 |
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| Submissive round eye | 01/28/24 |
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| plum laughsome weed whacker | 10/16/25 |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM Author: amber rigor native pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43762911) |
Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM Author: Supple shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43762952) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM Author: floppy jet shitlib abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43762961) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM Author: honey-headed self-absorbed pocket flask puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43762999) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM Author: Erotic feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43763036) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM Author: Abusive chrome dilemma quadroon CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM Author: Slippery corner rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43763048) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM Author: Excitant house “ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ” such a nice line |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM Author: Razzmatazz mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43763167) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: Awkward Fat Ankles "The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."
how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM Author: Slate cerebral hall "mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43767508) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM Author: Mauve site it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM Author: Razzle dun twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43767804) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy fuchsia whorehouse selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43763147) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM Author: Razzmatazz mad cow disease On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43763164) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM Author: plum laughsome weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43764294) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM Author: umber deep school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43763207) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM Author: soul-stirring indian lodge Pop smoke is dead Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories? |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM Author: amber rigor native This is what brings him back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43764127) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM Author: floppy jet shitlib abode He's all about Makin' It Rain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43764129) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: amber rigor native it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43764141) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM Author: floppy jet shitlib abode Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43764304) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM Author: Razzmatazz mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43764832) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM Author: plum laughsome weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43766439) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: Mauve site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#46020132) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM Author: Lemon striped hyena fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#46020138) |
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM Author: Submissive round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#47340539) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM Author: passionate roommate sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49354865) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM Author: Submissive round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43764136) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM Author: Cordovan misanthropic lettuce plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43764146) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM Author: Awkward Fat Ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43764147) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM Author: plum laughsome weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43764292) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM Author: Excitant house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43764310) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM Author: vibrant resort corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43764318) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM Author: Demanding Faggot Firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43764950) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM Author: Sinister sticky garrison why would a litigator go to a transactional cle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43766894) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM Author: vigorous pungent theatre idiot Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"
"I am, Woo."
"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.
"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.
"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.
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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM Author: Slimy Tank Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#46697752) |
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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM Author: histrionic vermilion voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#46697780) |
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM Author: Wild Legend lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#47340548) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM Author: racy temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49354905) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM Author: appetizing lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43767034) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM Author: Excitant house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43767498) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM Author: Razzle dun twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43767815) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM Author: Mind-boggling famous landscape painting nursing home *dreams of a midlevel litigation associate* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43767925) |
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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM Author: plum laughsome weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#43853655) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM Author: Submissive round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#45749292) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM Author: amber rigor native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#46020116) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: Lemon striped hyena fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#46020135) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM Author: Jade adulterous kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#46020758) |
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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Jade adulterous kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#46677536) |
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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Mauve site ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#46677542) |
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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM Author: Demanding Faggot Firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#46697754) |
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM Author: Submissive round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#47340535) |
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Date: May 15th, 2024 9:52 PM Author: saffron charismatic locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#47665686) |
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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:41 PM Author: Jade adulterous kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48054548) |
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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM Author: Razzle dun twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48054558) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 8:16 PM Author: saffron charismatic locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48700258) |
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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: Submissive round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49013181) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:07 PM Author: saffron charismatic locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49244189) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: plum laughsome weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49354787) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Jade adulterous kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49354843) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM Author: Shivering theater tattoo 11pm? ljl get back in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49354846) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:31 PM Author: amethyst wonderful hairy legs church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49354866) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM Author: soul-stirring indian lodge Everybody needs a lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49354908) |