The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
LOL this passage from Herodotus reads like Fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: flame
| apoplectic startled tattoo | 08/28/16 |
| pungent frum school | 08/28/16 |
| twinkling effete kitchen mood | 08/28/16 |
| Chocolate maniacal stage | 08/28/16 |
| confused trump supporter | 08/28/16 |
| Fiercely-loyal marvelous field | 01/15/20 |
| titillating clear cruise ship | 01/15/20 |
| Beady-eyed mildly autistic forum | 01/15/20 |
| Internet-worthy therapy electric furnace | 01/15/20 |
| mischievous orange address | 01/15/20 |
| Fragrant ocher jewess | 01/15/20 |
| translucent adventurous double fault shrine | 01/15/20 |
| Aqua meetinghouse | 05/20/20 |
| thirsty senate cuck | 09/30/22 |
| Spectacular Shitlib | 05/18/23 |
| poppy church building feces | 05/18/23 |
| Glittery roast beef | 11/04/24 |
| Twisted bipolar theatre | 11/11/25 |
| disgusting principal's office | 12/06/25 |
| carnelian useless mental disorder friendly grandma | 08/28/16 |
| Frisky heaven headpube | 01/15/20 |
| Beady-eyed mildly autistic forum | 01/15/20 |
| carnelian useless mental disorder friendly grandma | 01/15/20 |
| Frisky heaven headpube | 01/15/20 |
| apoplectic startled tattoo | 08/28/16 |
| nighttime brass corner | 08/28/16 |
| apoplectic startled tattoo | 08/29/16 |
| apoplectic startled tattoo | 01/15/20 |
| brilliant mind-boggling depressive telephone | 01/15/20 |
| titillating clear cruise ship | 01/15/20 |
| Slimy insanely creepy piazza | 01/15/20 |
| Fragrant ocher jewess | 01/15/20 |
| Beady-eyed mildly autistic forum | 01/15/20 |
| apoplectic startled tattoo | 05/20/20 |
| apoplectic startled tattoo | 03/22/22 |
| Cream Aromatic Menage Quadroon | 09/30/22 |
| carnelian useless mental disorder friendly grandma | 05/18/23 |
| Twisted bipolar theatre | 11/04/24 |
| apoplectic startled tattoo | 08/30/25 |
| Cream Aromatic Menage Quadroon | 12/06/25 |
| disgusting principal's office | 12/06/25 |
| Twisted bipolar theatre | 03/17/26 |
| bespoke slippery trailer park twinkling uncleanness | 03/17/26 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 28th, 2016 7:02 PM Author: apoplectic startled tattoo Now the Egyptians, before the reign of their king Psammetichus, believed themselves to be the most ancient of mankind. Since Psammetichus, however, made an attempt to discover who were actually the primitive race, they have been of opinion that while they surpass all other nations, the Phrygians surpass them in antiquity. This king, finding it impossible to make out by dint of inquiry what men were the most ancient, contrived the following method of discovery:- He took two children of the common sort, and gave them over to a herdsman to bring up at his folds, strictly charging him to let no one utter a word in their presence, but to keep them in a sequestered cottage, and from time to time introduce goats to their apartment, see that they got their fill of milk, and in all other respects look after them. His object herein was to know, after the indistinct babblings of infancy were over, what word they would first articulate. It happened as he had anticipated. The herdsman obeyed his orders for two years, and at the end of that time, on his one day opening the door of their room and going in, the children both ran up to him with outstretched arms, and distinctly said "Becos." When this first happened the herdsman took no notice; but afterwards when he observed, on coming often to see after them, that the word was constantly in their mouths, he informed his lord, and by his command brought the children into his presence. Psammetichus then himself heard them say the word, upon which he proceeded to make inquiry what people there was who called anything "becos," and hereupon he learnt that "becos" was the Phrygian name for bread. In consideration of this circumstance the Egyptians yielded their claims, and admitted the greater antiquity of the Phrygians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#31285698) |
Date: August 28th, 2016 7:04 PM Author: pungent frum school The herdsman obeyed his orders for two years, and at the end of that time, on his one day opening the door of their room and going in, the children both ran up to him with outstretched arms, and distinctly said "XOXO." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#31285709) |
|
Date: August 28th, 2016 7:22 PM Author: twinkling effete kitchen mood THE LECTURER AND THE ACOLYTE
One day, at the beginning of a lesson at the academy, an arrogant lecturer strolled up to his podium and began to speak. "If Jove and the Pantheon be real, then may they strike me down before the sands of this hourglass reverse!"
The lecturer held the hourglass forward, and the acolytes observed as its sands ran down into the bottom chamber.
Then, just as the last grains were about to empty, an acolyte leaped up and ran to the podium, giving the lecturer a mighty shove and sending him crashing to the ground.
"You fool!" cried the lecturer. "Why did you do that!"
"Jove is busy protecting our legions in Parthia," he replied, "so he sent me."
The arrogant lecturer sobbed bitterly upon the floor as the other acolytes cheered and began a feast of wine and garum.
The lecturer... was dishonorable rogue Gaius Cossutius, the notorious brigand and criminal who drowned by the weight of the gold he had stolen from temples while escaping across the Tiber. And the student... was the great emperor Vespasian, founder of the Flavian dynasty. |
 |
Date: August 28th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Chocolate maniacal stage cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#31285830) |
|
Date: August 28th, 2016 10:18 PM Author: confused trump supporter And the lecturer was Albert Einstein. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#31287093) |
|
Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal marvelous field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#39437616) |
|
Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: titillating clear cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#39437617) |
|
Date: January 15th, 2020 9:54 PM Author: Beady-eyed mildly autistic forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#39437648) |
|
Date: January 15th, 2020 10:01 PM Author: Internet-worthy therapy electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#39437691) |
|
Date: January 15th, 2020 10:07 PM Author: mischievous orange address 993829283839373 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#39437727) |
|
Date: January 15th, 2020 10:14 PM Author: Fragrant ocher jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#39437759) |
|
Date: January 15th, 2020 10:15 PM Author: translucent adventurous double fault shrine I believe this was before Tafticus was imperial consul (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#39437762) |
|
Date: May 20th, 2020 6:57 PM Author: Aqua meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#40245192) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2022 6:42 PM Author: thirsty senate cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#45259013) |
|
Date: May 18th, 2023 12:09 PM Author: Spectacular Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#46326734) |
|
Date: May 18th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: poppy church building feces CLXXX (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#46327057) |
|
Date: November 4th, 2024 9:14 AM Author: Glittery roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48279483) |
|
Date: November 11th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Twisted bipolar theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49422162) |
|
Date: December 6th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: disgusting principal's office lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49489931) |
|
Date: August 28th, 2016 7:29 PM Author: carnelian useless mental disorder friendly grandma Fun fact: "bekos" is from the same Indo-European root that resulted in the English word "bake" i.e. bread is baked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#31285845) |
|
Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: Frisky heaven headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#39437614) |
|
Date: January 15th, 2020 10:02 PM Author: Beady-eyed mildly autistic forum Why did u delete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#39437704) |
|
Date: January 15th, 2020 10:09 PM Author: carnelian useless mental disorder friendly grandma he didn't want people 2 know he spoke Indo-european. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#39437734) |
|
Date: January 15th, 2020 10:16 PM Author: Frisky heaven headpube on re-reading it struck me as dumb. probably because right now i'm so baked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#39437765) |
|
Date: August 28th, 2016 10:15 PM Author: apoplectic startled tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#31287082) |
|
Date: August 28th, 2016 10:21 PM Author: nighttime brass corner I bet ancient kings were genuinely interested in this shit, the way governments build large hadron colliders and shit these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#31287127) |
|
Date: August 29th, 2016 3:16 PM Author: apoplectic startled tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#31291371) |
|
Date: January 15th, 2020 9:47 PM Author: apoplectic startled tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#39437593) |
|
Date: January 15th, 2020 9:49 PM Author: brilliant mind-boggling depressive telephone It's a pretty lulzy meme that these kinds of language deprivation experiments get carried out every few hundred years and usually end in the death of the subjects. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#39437606) |
|
Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: titillating clear cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#39437620) |
|
Date: January 15th, 2020 9:59 PM Author: Slimy insanely creepy piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#39437684) |
|
Date: January 15th, 2020 10:13 PM Author: Fragrant ocher jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#39437756) |
|
Date: January 15th, 2020 10:28 PM Author: Beady-eyed mildly autistic forum Wonder what their internal monologue is like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#39437798) |
|
Date: May 20th, 2020 6:55 PM Author: apoplectic startled tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#40245179) |
|
Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:23 PM Author: apoplectic startled tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#44197984) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2022 6:34 PM Author: Cream Aromatic Menage Quadroon PS he was right about the Phrygians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#45258989) |
|
Date: May 18th, 2023 12:11 PM Author: carnelian useless mental disorder friendly grandma . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#46326740) |
|
Date: November 4th, 2024 9:10 AM Author: Twisted bipolar theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48279460) |
|
Date: August 30th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: apoplectic startled tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49223703) |
|
Date: December 6th, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Cream Aromatic Menage Quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49489923) |
|
Date: December 6th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: disgusting principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49489932) |
|
Date: March 17th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: Twisted bipolar theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49752054) |
|
Date: March 17th, 2026 5:29 PM Author: bespoke slippery trailer park twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49752059) |