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He watches me every shift. Tonight, he left a note. (Evan39)

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(note evan's young colleague wrote to HR about him)
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Re: re: re: re: your recent thread Dear junior associate,...
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Date: November 9th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office

I first noticed him a few weeks ago. Always during my shift, always the same routine: he’d wander the aisles, never buying anything, just watching. His eyes would follow me as I stocked shelves or bagged groceries.

I told myself it was nothing. People are weird. But then he started getting bolder—standing closer, lingering at the end of whatever aisle I was in. He never spoke. Just stared.

Tonight, after my shift, I walked to my car and saw it. A folded piece of paper tucked under my windshield wiper. My hands were shaking as I opened it.

“$ee you soon, friend.”

I looked around the empty parking lot, heart pounding, but he was nowhere to be seen. Drove home in silence, locked every door, and sat in the dark. Whispered to myself, “Yes, friend. This is fine.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48314549)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48354729)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48354730)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48354731)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 6:16 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48405275)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 1:22 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48464415)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 6:09 PM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48470535)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:09 AM
Author: twisted useless old irish cottage corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48504017)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 12:57 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48526242)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48600377)



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Date: January 30th, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48604804)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48661583)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48704917)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 3:17 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49449006)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48314762)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:56 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48314866)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:24 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48314941)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: insane spot mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48314966)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48315674)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48316200)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48335174)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48339393)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Indigo outnumbered parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48339404)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:25 PM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office

SCARY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48339452)



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Date: December 10th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48435204)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: magenta hairless step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48473583)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48341132)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48354727)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48354728)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48354732)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48354733)



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Date: November 27th, 2024 8:48 PM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48388877)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:12 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48427359)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48439224)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48439381)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: magenta hairless step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48439385)



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Date: December 17th, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48457019)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48472918)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: curious iridescent sex offender rehab

(note evan's young colleague wrote to HR about him)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48472998)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48473029)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:13 PM
Author: magenta hairless step-uncle's house

Re: re: re: re: your recent thread

Dear junior associate,

I hope this email finds you well. Just a reminder that the letter "e" in my name is never capitalized unless it's at the beginning of a sentence. Additional mistakes may lead clients to doubt not only our attention to detail, but also our competence as legal professionals.

Thank,

Evan Therdanine | Senior Partner | He/Him/His | Weinberg Schlusser LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48473536)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office

Wow. Where did a mere grocery store worker learn how manage to draft above "biglawese"? 🧐



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48473586)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:55 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48503962)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:00 AM
Author: magenta hairless step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48503970)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:02 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48503971)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Topaz Pit Filthpig

is therdanine greek?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48526294)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: Underhanded Property Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48473588)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:09 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48504019)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48506396)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: magenta hairless step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49449010)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48505318)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: magenta hairless step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48506112)



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Date: January 3rd, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48515276)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48518555)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: magenta hairless step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48518827)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48518990)



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Date: January 5th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48521311)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 1:05 AM
Author: magenta hairless step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48526259)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 1:34 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48526297)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49685162)



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Date: January 26th, 2025 3:20 AM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48590345)



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Date: March 3rd, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Self-centered Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#48709988)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 4:48 AM
Author: splenetic medicated area potus

I’m picturing the car as a ‘96 Ford Probe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310894#49449036)