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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
sienna impertinent chad
  08/21/26
THE COURT: How do you plead? DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor...
splenetic institution
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Titillating maroon center alpha
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"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"
Disgusting Dilemma Fortuitous Meteor
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Sick hairless persian
  08/21/26
let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial...
Fishy Boistinker
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bisexual associate
  08/21/26
sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
contagious spot goyim
  08/21/26
Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
Duck-like spruce foreskin skinny woman
  08/21/26
damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.
hairraiser rehab
  08/21/26
i was thinking kids in the hall. http://www.youtube.com/...
Fishy Boistinker
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: sienna impertinent chad

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/

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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: splenetic institution

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Titillating maroon center alpha



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Disgusting Dilemma Fortuitous Meteor

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Sick hairless persian



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Fishy Boistinker

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: bisexual associate



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: contagious spot goyim

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Duck-like spruce foreskin skinny woman

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Fishy Boistinker

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

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