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Hypo: You are unhoused and suddenly win $1 million dollars
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Date: March 24th, 2026 2:41 PM Author: Sienna startling school doctorate Whats the first thing you do after you get your money? What do you do in 10 days? What do you do in 30 days?
ASSuME you are unhoused because of some be benign reason like you just finished college, flash flood destroyed house with no insurance, aunty kicked you out of the basement. The only money you have is the million. |
Date: March 24th, 2026 2:42 PM Author: useless pozpig Aunty kicked me out? I guess I'd spend the $1,000,000 on going back to India (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849281&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310895#49765587) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 2:44 PM Author: deranged brilliant becky Get murdered by cops who are trying to steal from you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849281&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310895#49765592) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 2:45 PM Author: Magenta house-broken senate buy a used car cash and move into a cheap motel same as everyone else in that situation in america (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849281&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310895#49765599) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 2:46 PM Author: Sienna startling school doctorate buying a nice SUV is tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849281&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310895#49765603) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: Geriatric dysfunction public bath Rent cheap but decent apartment. Get basic furnishings, clothes, etc. Get a job, build my life, save almost all of that $1M until I have enough to fund a comfortable retirement while still providing for my family.
Answer would be the same for any amount between $20k and $5M. Below $20k, you'd need to make some tough choices what to spend and how to get back on your feet, while making the money stretch until you have a decent income. Above $5M, I could retire and live a UMC life. |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:22 PM Author: Sienna startling school doctorate would you stay in your current location or move to a lower/higher COL location? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849281&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310895#49765727) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:58 PM Author: Geriatric dysfunction public bath In the hypo, am I a 40 year old with a law license and a family and kids in school? If so, I'd stay here and keep things stable for my family.
Along the lines of what's in the op, if I'm 22 and just finished college, I'd (a) hie to somewhere with opportunities to do something interesting for a few years (white water rafting guide, bar tend and try to make it as a musician in LA or Nashville...) then (b) after a few years, decide if I stick with that or move to somewhere where I can have a more stable job. |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: Adventurous sneaky criminal Couldn't imagine a better get out of jail free card.
I'd immediately apply for a passport and go settle somewhere else. America is done. |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: useless pozpig you can actually do this rn, tons of openings in dubai, iran, lebanon, pretty much wherever u want (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849281&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310895#49765773) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: pontificating crackhouse Where would you go with ~$1 million and how much gross income do you anticipate it would generate? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849281&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310895#49765788) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:54 PM Author: mustard rebellious pit gaping "America is done and I'd leave at the first opportunity but snyone who questions my loyalty, points out I'm not a real American, or advocates for me going back (which I want to do anyways) is a bad mean racist." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849281&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310895#49766189) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:39 PM Author: slimy stubborn stage Bet $1 million on a Sports Game on the FanDuel app using code GoyBucks to get $50 in starter cash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849281&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310895#49765783) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:41 PM Author: pontificating crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849281&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310895#49765785) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:49 PM Author: Pea-brained diverse double fault tanning salon Get Airbnb for a month. Cop MacBook Neo. Use that month to regroup, get passport and plan to move LCOL country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849281&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310895#49765804) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:40 PM Author: clear floppy philosopher-king Invest in a target income fund if I have self control. Buy an annuity otherwise. Live like a pauper king off of my tiny pink $40K a year. Probably play a lot of Xbox. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849281&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310895#49766159) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: vigorous frozen locale faggotry 1. Locate 2 chicks simultaneously 2. ? 3. Profit |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:55 PM Author: electric windowlicker Od on fent day one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849281&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310895#49766191) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 11:36 PM Author: contagious patrolman indian lodge Oh fortuitous... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849281&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310895#49767133) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:58 PM Author: Charismatic queen of the night spot https://komonews.com/news/offbeat/homeless-man-wins-1-million-dollars-lottery-scratch-off-game-how-he-plans-to-spend-it-viral-video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849281&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310895#49766198) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 7:02 PM Author: contagious patrolman indian lodge Step 1) find a quiet spot in a local park somewhere Step 2) ask my Autoadmit friends for advice Step 3) continue poasting either way |
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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:30 AM Author: Buy your next house instantly with Zellow! I had a client who had something like this happen.
He kept living in the homeless shelter. |