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EPAH what Console did you start your kids on?

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slap-happy plum menage wrinkle
  02/11/26
Im guessing PS3
beta house sandwich
  02/11/26
they started with a Nintendo Wii, but he took it away and ga...
Umber duck-like athletic conference state
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Fuchsia dashing cruise ship
  02/11/26
I think it was Wii probably. He would’ve avoided a lot...
slap-happy plum menage wrinkle
  02/11/26
haha that flew over my head at first (fitting, bc I’m ...
slap-happy plum menage wrinkle
  02/11/26
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vivacious shrine
  02/21/26
replaced it with a switch *and* a virtual boy.
gaped brunch coffee pot
  02/21/26
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slap-happy plum menage wrinkle
  02/21/26
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Fragrant out-of-control office preventive strike
  02/21/26
GameCube ==> Wii ==> Xbox + PS4
Marvelous Property
  02/19/26
holy shit. Don’t let cowshit see this.
Pontificating Market Tank
  02/19/26
Why not? What does it mean
Marvelous Property
  02/19/26
They started on GameCube. You clearly don’t understand...
Pontificating Market Tank
  02/19/26
he doesn't even know what he has done
beta house sandwich
  02/19/26
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slap-happy plum menage wrinkle
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Pontificating Market Tank
  02/19/26
Very telling. Gen X parents specialized in this kind of harm...
slap-happy plum menage wrinkle
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Umber duck-like athletic conference state
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slap-happy plum menage wrinkle
  02/20/26
Damn
beta house sandwich
  02/21/26
wowza
Fragrant out-of-control office preventive strike
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slap-happy plum menage wrinkle
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vivacious shrine
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Date: February 11th, 2026 7:20 AM
Author: slap-happy plum menage wrinkle



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Date: February 11th, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: beta house sandwich

Im guessing PS3

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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Umber duck-like athletic conference state

they started with a Nintendo Wii, but he took it away and gave them a Switch



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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Fuchsia dashing cruise ship



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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: slap-happy plum menage wrinkle

I think it was Wii probably. He would’ve avoided a lot of trouble if it were Xbox 360 (or 32x…)

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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: slap-happy plum menage wrinkle

haha that flew over my head at first (fitting, bc I’m 5’10), but the actual console is probably right….. (Wii)

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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: vivacious shrine



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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: gaped brunch coffee pot

replaced it with a switch *and* a virtual boy.

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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: slap-happy plum menage wrinkle



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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Fragrant out-of-control office preventive strike



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Date: February 19th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Marvelous Property

GameCube ==> Wii ==> Xbox + PS4

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Date: February 19th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Pontificating Market Tank

holy shit. Don’t let cowshit see this.

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Date: February 19th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Marvelous Property

Why not? What does it mean

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Date: February 19th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Pontificating Market Tank

They started on GameCube. You clearly don’t understand the gravity of the situation.

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Date: February 19th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: beta house sandwich

he doesn't even know what he has done

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Date: February 19th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: slap-happy plum menage wrinkle



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Date: February 19th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Pontificating Market Tank



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Date: February 19th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: slap-happy plum menage wrinkle

Very telling. Gen X parents specialized in this kind of harm. Not the loud harm. Not the spectacular harm. The quiet substitution harm. They replaced authority with accommodation, replaced structure with vibes, replaced the hard edges of hierarchy with rounded purple corners and party games where nobody truly loses. They thought this was kindness. They thought this was progress. They did not see the erosion taking place in real time.

GameCube itself embodied that erosion. It arrived after the N64 had already defined the template and instead of surpassing it, it curated it, miniaturized it, softened it. Wave Race without revelation. Mario Kart without urgency. Sunshine wandering inside Mario 64’s shadow. Star Fox dissolving into something unrecognizable. A console built from echoes, sold as continuity, accepted as comfort. The console that asked nothing and therefore built nothing. Gen X believed shielding children from stakes would preserve them. What it preserved instead was drift. And drift always looks benign at the start. It looks like a cube on a shelf. It looks like parents choosing the friendly option. It looks like a house where nothing seems wrong.

One thing leads to another and no one is surprised when his son wants to suck dick and his daughter wants to have a dick. His son probably wants to suck his daughter’s dick imo. Btw if there’s one thing that Yamauchi-San can take pride in posthumously it’s that he brought the west to its knees, figuratively and literally. Because don’t act like that’s not what he wanted all along. The Dream Team of N64 to cultivate Scum. Lambs for the slaughter. A wink and a nod to Bill Gates & Co who finished the job. And then he turned to his pure, distilled Eloi fandom and proceeded to make them gayer than any molester could hope for. Gen X dads like EPAH were all too happy to see it unfold. Finally they would have a Liberal Purpose in life. Finally a hill to die on. Something to Lose even if they won at life. Gen X loves Losing imo.

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Date: February 19th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: Umber duck-like athletic conference state



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: slap-happy plum menage wrinkle



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: beta house sandwich

Damn

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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: Fragrant out-of-control office preventive strike

wowza

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Date: February 22nd, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: slap-happy plum menage wrinkle



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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: vivacious shrine



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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: slap-happy plum menage wrinkle



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