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Trump sues JP Morgan using FL shitlaw firm (link)

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/trump-sues-jpmorgan-cha...
Bull headed wild circlehead hissy fit
  01/23/26
Every big law firm would be conflicted or not want the PR. T...
stimulating bawdyhouse
  01/23/26
the conflict issue definitely occurred to me, but there's no...
Bull headed wild circlehead hissy fit
  01/23/26
You’re a shitlaw labor tard. Every v10 law firm probab...
stimulating bawdyhouse
  01/27/26
this is all part of the 8-D chess he's doing to acquire gree...
Wonderful love of her life stead
  01/23/26
i saw yesterday where he acquired greenland already
Bull headed wild circlehead hissy fit
  01/23/26
and yet you still doubt the master tactician
Wonderful love of her life stead
  01/23/26
I love Alex Burrito. What a great lawyer. Come up here Alex.
Sooty Station Sandwich
  01/23/26
"great golfer. alex is a great golfer. they say he -- t...
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Zippy really tough guy
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Embarrassed To The Bone Grizzly Business Firm Idiot
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Bull headed wild circlehead hissy fit
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saffron heady chad church
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Embarrassed To The Bone Grizzly Business Firm Idiot
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Vance should have recommended ZZZ
Seedy chocolate theater crotch
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Submissive Cracking Hospital
  01/23/26
why? doesn't he want to win the case? Candy Ride seems d...
Ruddy menage main people
  01/23/26
Zzz/candy ride went to Chicago. Where did you go, loser?
Bull headed wild circlehead hissy fit
  01/24/26
i assume that the truthful answer as to why they de-banked h...
ungodly flatulent depressive
  01/23/26
actually, shitlaw might be cr for the trial. biglawyers gene...
Bull headed wild circlehead hissy fit
  01/24/26
Cslg needs to go on Matt gaetz to opine
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Bull headed wild circlehead hissy fit
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I see the Zozo crew is back at it again
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:19 AM
Author: Bull headed wild circlehead hissy fit

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/trump-sues-jpmorgan-chase-ceo-jamie-dimon-5b-over-alleged-political-debanking

complaint is embedded at the end of the article. his lawyers are "brito, PLLC," which is a dood who got his degree from GW and a bunch of shitlaw associates. i thought trump scared a bunch of biglaw firms into submission. i know he has all the biglaw firms busy fighting antisemitism, but why didn't he get one of them (surely there is one without a conflict) to represent him in this case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49611041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: stimulating bawdyhouse

Every big law firm would be conflicted or not want the PR. They are full of shitlibs. And apart from Quinn of Boies, they are usually quite shitty at being plaintiffs due to their constant navel gazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49611045)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: Bull headed wild circlehead hissy fit

the conflict issue definitely occurred to me, but there's no way every one of those pussy biglaw firms he cowed into submission has a conflict.

i can see them not wanting the PR, but them caving to trump last year was horrible PR.

it's just amazing to me that trump consistently picks hacky, retarded shitlawyers to represent him (and in some cases, he appoints them to federal office where they focus solely on antisemitism and jews)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49611050)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: stimulating bawdyhouse

You’re a shitlaw labor tard. Every v10 law firm probably earns 20MM from JPM or from indemnified spend by them. They cannot risk jeopardizing that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49625797)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:23 AM
Author: Wonderful love of her life stead

this is all part of the 8-D chess he's doing to acquire greenland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49611047)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: Bull headed wild circlehead hissy fit

i saw yesterday where he acquired greenland already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49611052)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Wonderful love of her life stead

and yet you still doubt the master tactician

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49611161)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: Sooty Station Sandwich

I love Alex Burrito. What a great lawyer. Come up here Alex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49611053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: Bull headed wild circlehead hissy fit

"great golfer. alex is a great golfer. they say he -- they -- but he's not better than trump, they didn't say that. get up here, alex."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49611063)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:31 AM
Author: Sooty Station Sandwich



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:47 AM
Author: Zippy really tough guy



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Wonderful love of her life stead



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Learning disabled laser beams



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Grizzly Business Firm Idiot



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: Bull headed wild circlehead hissy fit



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: saffron heady chad church



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Grizzly Business Firm Idiot



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Seedy chocolate theater crotch

Vance should have recommended ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49612972)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Submissive Cracking Hospital



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Ruddy menage main people

why? doesn't he want to win the case?

Candy Ride seems daft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49612978)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: Bull headed wild circlehead hissy fit

Zzz/candy ride went to Chicago. Where did you go, loser?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49614013)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: ungodly flatulent depressive

i assume that the truthful answer as to why they de-banked him is not pretty. that's leverage.

yes, it's yet another shitlaw firm, but notice that Sullivan & Cromwell is doing the criminal appeal. i find that interesting. i expect them to win and have all the felonies tossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49612982)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Bull headed wild circlehead hissy fit

actually, shitlaw might be cr for the trial. biglawyers generally have no actual trial experience. a few years before i joined, my biglaw firm represented dan akyroyd in a trademark case (involving his vodka in a skull bottle), and the "litigation department" had to get a traditional labor guy in my department to try the case because he had a ton of administrative trial experience in front of the NLRB. the "litigators" were really good at filing motions and settling but had no courtroom experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49614081)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 9:04 AM
Author: Obsidian contagious parlor

Cslg needs to go on Matt gaetz to opine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49614031)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Bull headed wild circlehead hissy fit



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Date: January 27th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: vivacious public bath

I see the Zozo crew is back at it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49625799)