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180 new movie idea “Vertical Crust” (2022)

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer* *Morgan Freeman...
Brilliant locale
  07/10/22
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4 https://m.youtube...
Flesh adventurous hunting ground
  10/13/22
love the effort
Diverse pocket flask
  07/10/22
appreciate the effort
floppy field antidepressant drug
  07/10/22
Team Crust
Brilliant locale
  07/10/22
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Razzle-dazzle poppy business firm
  07/10/22
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  07/10/22
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Brilliant locale
  07/11/22
Lol
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  07/10/22
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vigorous university
  07/10/22
Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for y...
slippery pozpig
  07/10/22
Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t rea...
Brilliant locale
  07/10/22
Same
Brilliant locale
  07/11/22
Which character does Morgan Freeman play?
wild sooty jap
  07/10/22
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Chest-beating Crystalline Voyeur Space
  07/10/22
Lmao
provocative resort
  07/10/22
I lost it at (no explanation)
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Galvanic Bawdyhouse Pistol
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fragrant ticket booth
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vibrant crimson heaven
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federal boiling water step-uncle's house
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Brilliant locale
  07/11/22
I guess
exciting pearly athletic conference
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angry legal warrant
  07/11/22
“Fuck you tin woodsman!”
slippery pozpig
  07/11/22
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Hot jet-lagged box office old irish cottage
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Razzle-dazzle poppy business firm
  07/11/22
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Flesh adventurous hunting ground
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Brilliant locale
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insecure sanctuary twinkling uncleanness
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Flesh adventurous hunting ground
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  07/08/23
But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short...
red goyim
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high-end cordovan wrinkle pisswyrm
  07/16/23
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Brilliant locale
  09/09/23
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federal boiling water step-uncle's house
  09/09/23
Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident a...
wild sooty jap
  09/15/23
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Brilliant locale
  09/07/24
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provocative resort
  03/12/26
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Drab blathering meetinghouse filthpig
  03/12/26
Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!
provocative resort
  03/12/26
Wait how the fuck was this written in 2022? I feel like this...
Brilliant locale
  03/13/26


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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:48 PM
Author: Brilliant locale

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer*

*Morgan Freeman sitting in dark room talking to someone but you don’t know who*

“You’ve got it. Every woman wants what you have. Every girl grows up wanting what you have to offer. When a woman is growing up, it’s like a cake. Or an ice cream. Let’s say dessert. But you’re the finish. You’re their Crust. They want their Vertical Crust.”

*camera zooms on you*

David Crust is a senior in high school. He’s awkward. He’s hideous. When he was younger he was subject to no less than a dozen surgeries that resulted in him having aluminum plates all over his body. His one eye was replaced by a wood eye. Half of his face was missing, now aluminum. All of the skin on his arms and legs were missing, now aluminum. The top of his head had the tin man top (no explanation).

“Fuck you tin woodsman!” *kid throws a piece of brick at him*

*David Crust walking alone through the football field gets leveled by Tomas Utopia*

Tomas Utopia was at football practice and immediately apologizes. He stands up and helps up David Crust. Thomas Utopia is a 5’10 younger Zack Efron (body, face, eyes and hair) look alike who was playing football and knocked over David Crust.

Crust gets up and is 6’4. Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

They become great friends. Crust immediately falls for Utopia’s prom Queen beautiful GF, Julia Lataza.

Utopia is a three star athlete and going to college on a lacrosse scholarship. But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

Crust, who looks like Tin Man from wizard of Oz, falls in love with Julia. As Julia goes to college and realizes she can no longer being around her “Utopian Boyfriend” out of fear of being ridiculed that he’s too short, she befriends David Crust (working community service near her college after a misdemeanor peeping tom (no pun intended) conviction). They begin to fall in love.

Will Julia be loyal to her boyfriend or will she seek out her “Vertical Crust”? Oh does she have a decision to make.

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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: Flesh adventurous hunting ground

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7UW-MKthI0



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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: Diverse pocket flask

love the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:54 PM
Author: floppy field antidepressant drug

appreciate the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: Brilliant locale

Team Crust

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle poppy business firm



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: Brilliant locale



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Date: July 11th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Brilliant locale



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle poppy business firm

Lol

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:26 PM
Author: vigorous university



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: slippery pozpig

Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5150534&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#44828342)



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: Brilliant locale

Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t really find time to poast so anytime I get a chance to throw one out there just know I’m trying my best.

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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:10 AM
Author: Brilliant locale

Same

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: wild sooty jap

Which character does Morgan Freeman play?

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:46 PM
Author: Chest-beating Crystalline Voyeur Space



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: provocative resort

Lmao

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: provocative resort

I lost it at (no explanation)

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Date: October 14th, 2022 11:09 AM
Author: Galvanic Bawdyhouse Pistol



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:16 PM
Author: fragrant ticket booth



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: vibrant crimson heaven



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: federal boiling water step-uncle's house



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Brilliant locale



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: exciting pearly athletic conference

I guess

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:21 AM
Author: angry legal warrant



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:22 AM
Author: slippery pozpig

“Fuck you tin woodsman!”

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:23 AM
Author: Hot jet-lagged box office old irish cottage



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Date: July 11th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle poppy business firm



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Date: August 16th, 2022 6:01 AM
Author: Flesh adventurous hunting ground



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Brilliant locale



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:49 PM
Author: insecure sanctuary twinkling uncleanness



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: Flesh adventurous hunting ground



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: Claret gunner stage

180

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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: Flesh adventurous hunting ground



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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: high-end cordovan wrinkle pisswyrm



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Date: October 24th, 2022 9:01 PM
Author: Brilliant locale



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:09 PM
Author: Brilliant locale



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: red goyim

But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

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Date: July 16th, 2023 7:28 PM
Author: high-end cordovan wrinkle pisswyrm



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Brilliant locale



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:19 PM
Author: federal boiling water step-uncle's house



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Date: September 15th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: wild sooty jap

Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident and what really happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5150534&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#46803137)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Brilliant locale



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: provocative resort



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Drab blathering meetinghouse filthpig



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: provocative resort

Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5150534&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49737475)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: Brilliant locale

Wait how the fuck was this written in 2022? I feel like this was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5150534&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49741087)